Herpes Vic Details Usher's Dick

Usher's "Jane Doe" herpes accuser has come out as Laura Helm, a self-described platonic acquaintance of Usher prior to their sexual encounters. Or exactly the reason you have platonic acquaintances of the opposite gender. read more

Scott Disick Now Banging Nicole Richie's Younger Sister

I’m not sure who’s more at fault for this relationship. Scott for not giving dating a break to heal himself. Or Sofia for dating someone closer to her dad’s age. read more

Halle Berry Dips Back Into Younger Man Waters

There is absolutely nothing wrong with an older woman who keeps herself in shape and likes to bang. You should be so lucky to know one. Crepe skin isn't a thing when she's on top and screaming out Jehova! read more

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Katy Perry Seductress For Cheap Ugly Shoes

Former pop starlet Katy Petty poses in a hilarious and irreverent new ad campaign featuring half-assed retro stylings and a big bear for her crappy shoe collection. Perry delivers a come-hither face that can't compete with the rest of her appearance, which screams washed... read more

Ryan Phillippe Countersues Ex-Playmate GF

An honorary pussy pass can get you a lot of privileges in this world. When the police show up to a residence on a domestic abuse call anyone with a penis in the household is automatically going to jail.  read more

Female George Clooney Cries Four Times A Day

George Clooney has proudly come out as a biological female after proclaiming that he cries four times a day over the pressures of motherhood. What does having a vagina feel like George? The fifty-six-year-old actor and thirty-nine-year-old Amal Clooney mashed fluids to... read more

Jessica Simpson Bares Booty For Husbands Birthday

Jessica Simpson just turned 37 not too long ago. But she’s decided to go out with a bang before committing the remainder of her existence playing Bingo and eating canned cat food on purpose. read more

Rosie O'Donnell Trolls Her Own Pregnant Daughter

Rosie O'Donnell has a number of messed up ex-wives and adopted kids. That would seem to be a poor reflection upon her. She's yet to undertstand that part. For how much she publicly loathes Trump, they certainly are similar in regard to limited self-awareness. Also,... read more

Selena Gomez Makes the Money, Rolls the Nickels, and Shit Around the Web

  NSFW tattoo pics, January Jones nipples, and more! read more

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Olivia Munn Paid Her Way Into Ocean's Eight Cameo

Olivia Munn has always seemed like someone who keeps it real, and nothing is more real than admitting that you paid for your own cameo appearance in a movie. Like when actresses admit to buying their own red carpet dresses. And are then banished to live under a viaduct... read more

Colin Kaepernick Awarded Week One NFL MVP

In a not so ironic twist, a guy not on any NFL roster was named the MVP of the first week of the football season by the NFL's Players Association. If you had no idea the NFLPA awards weekly MVPs, let alone to guys who aren't currently playing in the league, you're in... read more

Shailene Woodley Doesn't Have a TV, Is Better Than You

Shailene Woodley is a voluntary vagabond. She gave her house to her grandma and chose to live a bare minimum minimalist lifestyle. All of her worldly belongings are able to fit in a suitcase. Which goes against the exact reason why people become celebrities.  read more