Lamar Odom Ditches Intervention

Lamar Odom reportedly refused to attend an intervention staged by his family, which if you are hooked on drugs is a pretty good idea. Thanksgiving is a chore, this sounds like an absolute buzz kill. The anxiety of constantly scoring crack and upping your resting heart rate to 170 is no doubt crippling.

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Kelly Rohrbach Burnt Ass Checked By Valet

Dudes who trek twenty miles across barren desert to enter the U.S. know you keep your skin covered in the midday sun. Valets don't get a lot in this world. A peek at Kelly Rohrbach's sunburnt ass might be your complete upside.

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Serena Williams Big Strong Bottom And Shit Around The Web

Serena Williams ass isn't for everyone, but if it chooses you, your opinion doesn't matter so much. That ass will tear down walls and plow through drywall to get what it wants. Once you're on the list, simply submit.

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Kim Zolciak And Teen Daughter Injected

There comes that moment as a parent when you need to look your kid over and be honest with yourself about their potential. Not everybody's going to invent a social media app. That's when you get down to lining them up in a certain commercially viable trade. If you're a carpenter, you get them into the building crafts early and hope they take to it. If you're a reality show whore with fake hair and tits, you take your...

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Sara Jean Underwood Pokemon Cosplay

Sara Jean Underwood used to be a staple at Comic-Con. Now she's busy printing money at home. In-person nerd runs are fraught with horrible body odor aromas and grabby virgins. Underwood now homages comics and cosplay from the natural setting where she creates all her picturesque titty pictures.

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The Disturbing Allen Family Gaining Traction

Because we no longer live in a world where freaky people are caged and forced to perform geek shows for drunk fat guys who wandered into the unmarked tent at the County Fair, families like The Allens preaching all natural child rearing in England are given serious attention. As with all things British, this story begins with an unpleasant looking chick with shitty teeth saying nonsensical things with complete...

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Warren Sapp Shark Bit

There are several signs Warren Sapp isn't doing well in retirement. There were the stories about how everybody at the NFL Network secretly named him the most hated person at office cake parties he wasn't invited to. He didn't last long as he was fired after his girlfriend filed domestic violence charges against him for stepping on her head and biting her in Vegas.

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Lindsay Lohan Possibly Pregnant

Lindsay Lohan is saying she is pregnant but most likely lying to get attention the way crazy cunts are wont to do. She's still chain smoking so there's that. Also she is most likely barren and has ceased menstruating due to years of paint huffing. Lohan's creepy dad is convinced his daughter is telling the truth and is giving interviews to Page Six on the subject which is totally normal and not a sign of the...

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Randy Quaid We Missed You So Much (VIDEO)

It should come as no surprise that Randy Quaid is an avid Bernie supporter nor that he is apparently unaware Bernie dropped out of the race. Complicating matters his wife Evi appears to be a Trump fanatic. Such details only back up the common assumption that these two have the weirdest sex in North America which can be verified with a few quick Youtube clicks:

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Khloe Kardashian Not High on Trump

In panoply of gruesome tasks Khloe Kardashian has been made to perform at the insistence of her mother, appearing on Celebrity Apprentice involved swallowing the least amount of anything more than pride. Interviewed on Chelsea Handler's show on Netflix which is still airing because Netflix paid for a strip of them in advance, Kardashian recalls how Trump's demands that she be literate and functional rubbed her the...

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Genevieve Morton Bikinis Like A Champ And Shit Around The Web

Genevieve Morton knows Instagram is for bikini shots. And ISIS terrorism recruitment. Someday the two shall merge.

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Aaron Rodgers Particularly Miffed

Green Bay QB Aaron Rodgers is miffed that his brother Jordan who he no longer speaks to was selected to be on ABC's The Bachelorette so the bachelorette could keep asking him planted questions about why Aaron no longer takes his phone calls. It's a blatantly cynical ploy that the ladies who watch the show care about as much as they do In the Grasp rule in football.

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Taylor Swift Snubbed

Taylor Swift received zero nominations for the MTV Video Music Awards this year. The VMAs celebrate the shittiest content at the intersection of teen music and quick-cut videos featuring super limber gay backup dancers. Swift's ex-boyfriend Calvin Harris got nominated. As did Kanye for his music video about fucking Taylor Swift. Swift got bupkis.

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Farrah Abraham in A Bikini

Dating life is tough for a single mom. Single mom anal porn stars not nearly as bad. Farrah Abraham has been the "toughest case yet" for We channel's Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger who finds people who aren't really millionaires and creates artificial relationships that last so long as the cameras are on.

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Blac Chyna Wearing that Kardashian Baby Like a Golden Parachute

Still Fat Rob Kardashian got into a tussle with his stripper baby mama and went on Instagram and deleted every single picture of her. A glimpse into how all middle school going steadies will bust up in the future. According to E! Chyna was worried Still Fat Rob was cheating on her while she carries the baby he never asked for. Chyna well understands her whoring peers and the ease by which dumpy loser with spending cash...

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