Venus Williams Claims Not Murderer But We Know

Wesley Snipes on a bad a day, Venus Williams, went on a lackluster killing spree on June 9th when she barreled through an intersection in Palm Beach Garden, FL, causing an elderly couple to T-bone her car. New evidence from Barson's lawyers claims that Williams actually... read more

How Many Millions for Dinner With Leo and Kate?

Make a list of things Leonardo DiCaprio related that you'd pay a million bucks for. The yacht, the plane, largely well maintained vulvas of various hot Victoria's Secret models. How about dinner with Leo and Kate Winslet? Alligator arms. DiCaprio had to pull some auction... read more

Joanna Krupa Vacations Better Than You and Shit Around the Web

Joanna Krupa sexy vacation, Sahara Ray areola, and more! read more

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Kylie Jenner Snap Hacked

Snapchat was invented so high school drug connects and trashy girls who flash their tits to be popular could have a single place to ply their trade where parents couldn't find them. It worked. Nobody ever went broke selling vices. read more

Social Media Spies Burglarize The Duff

Stalking and home invasion is hard. But thanks to technology and the negligence of common sense, things just got a little easier.  read more

Beckham Loves Beer

Nothing truly says I haven't accomplished anything like dating subpar singing stars on YouTube looking for a come up. read more

Yolanda Hadid Morning Ass

Our second favorite tick infested celebrity, Yolanda Hadid, shares her big ass with the world in a new Instagram picture. The ninety-five-year-old reality television sensation wears a revealing thong while terrifying the morning sky into submission. Her caption reads:... read more

Girl Who Got The Demon Bumps From Usher Now Wants $20 Mill

You may recall all the way back to a few days ago when a chick sued Usher for ten million for having unprotected sex with her after he knew he had contracted Herpes Simplex 2. She cited his negligence and a bad cover story for drippy dick as the cause of her extreme... read more

Muslim Terrorism Creating Great Deals to Europe

If you don't get killed in Europe by the the local baker radicalized at the corner mosque, you're set to experience some stellar travel deals. Thanks to the massive swell of jihadists ushered into Europe's major cities and a few limbless bloody bodies later, tourism from... read more

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Farrah Abraham Model Whore

The modern-day working girl is known for seamlessly juggling the responsibilities of motherhood with being a whore, all while managing to look like a man. How does she do it? Abraham's highly contagious strain of fame is contingent on two things: Her butthole and her... read more

Houston Man Owes Child Supports For a Kid That’s Not His

Texas is no stranger to strange affairs. Gabriel Cornejo owes 65k for a kid that's not his. Because personal accountability just isn't in fashion for females who sleep around. read more

Ariel Winter Ass Tattoo

Ariel Winter looks like the rough beginnings of a Rosetta Stone HoneyBaked Ham in a Snapchat featuring a brand new tattoo. Winter verifies that she is indeed a nineteen-year-old by choosing the text "Love risks everything and asks for nothing." Don't you remember what... read more