Porn Stars Back on the Beach

If you're a champion of pornography rights under the guise of civil rights, you're a liar. But you've signed up for a solid cause. Women who fuck on camera for their 9 to 5 are people too. The men, not so much. read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 38: Lesbian Sex and Malin Akerman's Boob

Billions is back on the Mr. Skin radar, thanks to one of Malin Akerman’s perky Swedish meatballs popping up on Showtime this weekend! Meanwhile HBO went the exact opposite direction, bringing out a Boogie Nights worthy prosthetic for Nicole Kidman to whack with a tennis... read more

Bar Refaeli Quickly Pregnant

Stories about supermodels being pregnant seem less immediate when you're quite certain you're not fucking supermodels. read more

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Eminem's Daughter All Grown Up

Eminem's daughter Hailie Mathers turned twenty-one. The headline is how she's good looking, an earnest student at Michigan State, and appears to be troubled life free. read more

RuPaul Isn't Down for Gay BFF

Like every other man in the world RuPaul finds groups of bachelorette partying women to be completely insufferable. The obnoxious sloppy drunkenness, the stupid glowing penises, the completely incorrect notion that anyone else is amused by their behavior, but in his case... read more

Tomi Lahren Temporarily Unemployed

Tomi Lahren is a political commentator who just happens to look like a high end porn star. So, like any blond on Fox and maybe Wolf Blitzer. Lahren's one of those people who says incendiary things and pretends she doesn't understand why it's offensive. read more

Marci Wahl Jumps White House Wall for a Third Time and Shit Around The Web

White House fence jumper Marci Wahl is bat shit crazy, but surprisingly slender and good looking when washed. Her astrology healing videos are insane. She's also a Trump supporter. read more

Val Kilmer Gone Rogue

Depending on who you believe, Val Kilmer is either deathly ill or partying hard in the Hills on molly. He's either skinny as a death camp patron or fat as fuck and waiting on a heart transplant. The rumors swing both ways. Though never toward anything moderately healthy... read more

Robert Blake and Pamela Hudak Seem Happy

It's wrong to assume that a woman only marries an elderly man for his creature comforts and amassed financial resources. Though it's true every single time. Think it on the inside, Johnny Full of Facts. read more

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Amber Heard Humble Hero

Amber Heard recalls a crazy day seven years ago when she took the plunge and told an Ellen show website interviewer that she was bisexual. Obviously the reporter was also gay, as was everybody else within eight nautical miles of Ellen's re-imagined Isle of Lesbos luxury... read more

Ask Tyler: Start Swiping

Tyler:All my friends use tinder to get laid, but it never works for me. I'm not the best looking dude, but not the worst either. What am I doing wrong? read more

Hollywood Comes to the Rescue of Leggings Girls

You knew it would it would take some extraordinary turn of events to rip palatial living Twitter warriors away from their laser beams of 140 character anti-Trump truth. Done. read more