Ludacris Demads Big Condoms

Ludacris made $65,000 for a 13 minute shitty performance at the University of Georgia. While that is offensive in its own right a lot of people are missing the point and are super mad he was supplied with liquor and Magnum Condoms as his rider demands. You don't have to use them to put them in your contract.read more

You Can Run, But You Can't Hide From the Mr. Skin $99 Lifetime Special

That big grey dude in the epically shitty new X-Men movie (spoiler alert) lived for a thousand generations. That seems like a long time. Especially without access to any decent pictures of naked mutant chicks. If only he'd have had a $99 Lifetime special membership to Mr. Skin.read more

Amber Heard Bruised Face Leaving Court

Just when you thought there was nothing left to the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard out of nowhere divorce filing, along comes Amber Heard with one a bruise on the right side of her face. Heard claims that Depp threw his iPhone at her over this past weekend. It's completely unsubstantiated and Depp's representatives are denying it, but if you close your eyes you can easily imagine Johnny Depp all pissy and throwing his...read more

Somebody's Baby Is Feeling Up Hannah Ferguson

Hannah Ferguson is a proud member of the Trump Modeling Agency. Donald Trump formed the outlet in New York after realizing running a modeling agency was the only thing better than being a billionaire for making hot young women weak in the knees. It bore him many good lays and a future Slovakian model third wife wife.read more

April Love Geary in A Bikini

April Love Geary posted a whole bunch of vacation photos of her tits and ass to remind the world why she gets to have Robin Thicke in his vests laying on top of her each night. It's like a quarterback showing off his college football championship rings after being traded to the Browns. We know you were once great.read more

Charlotte McKinney Nippy In White And Shit Around The Web

No one has tits quite like Charlotte McKinney. They are works of friggin' art. Whoever her plastic surgeon is deserves a Nobel prize for those things. I wonder if got to lick them?read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Has a Simple Strategy

Every media mention about Alessandra Ambrosio is related to what she's wearing or how great she looks. Living in Spandex is absolutely the way to go through life if you can get away with it. You'll be out of the lingerie game in five more years, but you'll have forty million American dollars buried in a cemetery in the hills outside your native city.read more

Kim Kardashian Sues Man For Being a Publicity Whore

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are preparing a legal suit against that bodyguard from the Met Gala who was fired on the spot by West for personally conversing with his porn star wife pre-event. Steve Stanilus took his pink slip and made forthwith to the Daily Mail for a tell all interview about Kim and Kanye. That violated Paragraph 1 of his signed NDA which states in 24 point Impact Bold font, shut the fuck up you...read more

Yvonne Strahovski Gets Her Bare Tits Adrien Brody Handled (VIDEO)

The genius of Mr. Skin, in addition to selling nothing but tits, as opposed to the Just Lamps or Just Tires, is a reminder of who used to get naked a lot in the movies. Like Anne Hathaway who is widely recognized as a high maintenance horrible Hollywood cunt, even though most of it is probably undeserved. She's close enough.read more

Sexual Consent Apps Have Landed

Because you laughed not long ago about how someday you'd need a signed Memorandum of Understanding from a woman before proceeding with any sexual activity, here they are. Numerous technology start ups are now working with colleges to develop apps for students to use to codify sexual consent in verbal or written form. They have cute positive names like Good2Go and Yes to Sex, but mostly they are giant boner killing...read more

Justin Bieber's Music Shockingly Unoriginal

An indie musician named White Hinterland is suing Justin Bieber and producer Skrillex for sampling her vocals in Bieber's hit "Sorry" without giving her credit. If you listen to it, it's super obvious that Bieber's music sucks and also that she's correct. Hinterland is not an obscure musician, her songs have hundreds of thousands of hits and she's been mentioned in Rolling Stone.read more

Johnny Depp Not Down With Spousal Support

Amber Heard is demanding spousal support in her divorce from Johnny Depp which seems ridiculous after being married for a year and should definitely factor into the non-existent gender pay gap. If you count banging an old goth for a year as a job. Some women do. Heard is outspokenly independent and claims to subscribe to the ideals of narcissistic trust fund conservative Ayn Rand:read more

Camila Morrone in A Bikini

Models now routinely maintain eponymous websites where they deliver health and fashion and lifestyle advice based on the fact that they're in their 20's and really good looking. You could waste a ton of tuition dollars and work training hours only to discover nobody gives a shit about your professional advice. Or you could just be pretty and tell everybody about dangerous sugars hidden in fruits and the best place to...read more

Sara Jean Underwood Has a Job

Sara Jean Underwood has a job. Collecting followers on social media by way of the best outdoor recreational photos ever produced. This is not the hiking you imagine when overweight customer service reps reflexively list it as a hobby on their online dating profiles. Being hot and having amazing tits has always been a way to earn, it's just never had it's own SIC code.read more

Josephine Skriver In Various States Of Undress And Shit Around The Web

Josephine Skirver is one of those incredibly hot women that you could never attain from your post behind the Men's Counter at Macy's. They live in a level of hotness that only the likes of a DiCaprio can fuck. I think he just did. Get the blue light.read more