Hannibal Buress Buzzed And Belligerent

Hannibal Buress was involved in an arrest that could have been avoided had he not had one too many slippery nipple shots on Ocean Drive.  read more

Farrah Abraham’s Neon Panty XXXMas Party

Farrah Abraham’s clam is still fetching quite the coin these days. If I was her I would tattoo my muff on my arm as homage and the reason why I’m not homeless yet. read more

Bella Hadid Robo Boobs In New York City

Beep boop bop boop beep. Japanese sex robot to the stars Bella Hadid let her tits spill out all over Brooklyn yesterday while recharging her batteries on the set of some porn photo shoot. People legitimately seem to care about these pap smear pics from the... read more

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David Duchovny Curing Sex Addiction One Super Young Chick at a Time

Duchovny and his libido and all the bullshit amateur psychology around it remind us that no matter the changing social mores and shifts of political power and gender realignments, shit never really changes. read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 75: Aubrey Plaza Pokies and 'Easy' Full Frontal

Netflix’s second season of Easy is the main attraction on this week's Mr. Skin Podcast read more

Social Media Famous 'Rooftopper' Dies in Fall (Expected Headline)

Think of "Rooftoppers" as superheroes that don't help other people. read more

Paz de la Huerta-Harvey Weinstein Rape Case Stalled for Lack of Rape

Paz de la Huerta was thought to have the most legitimate case for criminal charges against Weinstein. She accused him of rape in 2010 on two occasions, and took her case to the police. There was much rejoicing and congratulatory cheers for her bravery. read more

Jessica Chastain Told To Pipe Down By A-list Actor

Oh no he didn't. An unnamed A-list actor who seems to have a good head on his shoulders told Jessica Chastain to STFU after she discovered that Twitter is the perfect medium to open a heartfelt socio-political discourse. And of course to post that meme of Michael Jordan... read more

Halle Berry Ditches Boyfriend In Bora Bora

If you’re an independent woman like Halle Berry men are just objects to get off on while on vacation. She doesn’t need a man. She’s a rolling stone that pays child support all on her own.  read more

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Yes, We See Your Armpit Hair Gigi Hadid (VIDEO)

Lesser of two evils Gigi Hadid landed a video for the LOVE Advent Calendar, and is making herself stand out from the hordes of other powerful women with important things to say by flashing her armpit hair during a sweaty, empowering, and important workout. She's strong... read more

Simon Cowell Is Not A Nice Or Neighborly Man

Blatant disregard of parking rules is the icing on the cake when it comes to hating Cowell. His London neighbor decided that he would enforce the law with a golf club. read more

Khloe Kardashian Is Love Doctor For Awkward Losers

Welcome to a world where any woman, no matter how unqualified she is, can share advice about love and dating the same way she shares STDs. Female celebrities haven’t been shy when it’s time to spew their view on topics they aren’t too familiar.  read more