Ballerina Melanie Hamrick Gives Mick Jagger Another Baby

Mick Jagger had his eighth kid by his fifth baby mama. He's been fucking babies into women for forty-six years now. The David Bowie years don't count as they produced no children. Jaggers's the pruny white sire equivalent of a Jets defensive back, only he has the securely... read more

Santa Body Shames Fat Kid

If Santa is telling you to lose weight you might have a problem, given that he himself is clinically obese. A nine year old North Carolina kid named Anthony Mayse went to visit Santa at the mall and told him he wanted an iPod Touch. Santa went through the motions, and... read more

SI Model Joy Corrigan Works Miami

People with tons of leisure time will invent any number of schemes to fill their calendar. This is why we're forced to pretend golf is a real sport or that nature has a need for exotic dogs. Art Basel is a roving showcase of wholly unnecessary commerce that lands every... read more

Nina Agdal Still in the DiCaprio Wheelhouse

According to sources close to this Danish bikini model, she and Leonardo DiCaprio have grown quite close and are super fond of one another. According to sources close to Leonardo DiCaprio, giggles followed by "What a clueless tard... did she really say that?". read more

Lea Michele Showing Off In A Blue Swimsuit And Shit Around The Web

Lea Michele shapely in a blue swimsuit on the set of Scream Queens. If you watch Scream Queens, trust that your parents already know that you're gay. Now give them a hug. read more

Miss Bumbum Battles Trolls With Bare Ass

Brazilians accept the fact that their annual hottest ass contest takes place about every six weeks and is primarily an excuse for older rich guys to hang around desperately competitive young women and get laid. So the very same as American pageants, except for that every... read more

Emily Ratajkowski Underboob Is Lifting All Women (VIDEO)

It's a tough spot to be a titty model pro-Hillary feminist these days. Like being an anti-roids professional wrestler or a politician who still fucks his own wife. Emily Ratajkowski makes her bones by way of a truly noteoworthy body, no matter how you may or may not favor... read more

Russell Crowe Didn't Beat up Azealia Banks Like She Said

Back in October Azealia Banks took time out of railing on white people to attend a super white movie person party in Russell Crowe's hotel suite in Beverly Hills where she claims Crowe was a less than hospitable host. read more

Sofia Vergara Sued By Her Own Embryos

When Nick Loeb was banging Sofia Vergara everybody assumed he had her passport and some kind of blackmail worthy content to make that all go down. Loeb has some cash for sure, but less than Vergara who is currently the highest income TV actress in the known universe. read more

Ashley Graham Wants To Be A Victoria's Secret Angel

TMZ caught up with Ashley Graham in a Chipotle parking lot and she said she was disappointed she wasn't asked to be a part of the recent Victoria's Secret runway show. Remember those SAT questions where one thing doesn't belong? read more

You Never Know Where A Book Might Take You

If you had to think of the last place you might ever find me, it would be on top of an unpaid beautiful woman or as a guest on the PBS show, To the Contrary. The long running national talk show featuring really smart grown up women talking about women for women. read more

Whore Beating Off To Von Miller

Elizabeth Ruiz, the woman accused of extorting Von Miller for $2.5 million over their sex tape now says she only kept the video so she could use it for masturbation. That's a clever excuse, sounds like your lawyer sucks. You'd have to wonder how this whole thing got... read more