Free Lobotomies With Gigi Hadid's Hot Party Tips

Well my apologies to Bella Hadid, because while I've been making fun of her for being a botched whore Japanese sex robot, which obviously she is, her sister Gigi Hadid has apparently been providing the most brain dead interviews in the history of the universe, and might... read more

Kathy Griffen On How To Save A Career

Kathy Griffen lost her mind and then lost her career shortly thereafter. CNN cut ties with her and she was banned from co-hosting the annual New Years Eve special. She’s still upset over losing her pet Anderson Cooper. read more

Bieber’s Mom Doesn’t Just Like Gomez, She Likes Everyone

I’m not sure how Justin Bieber can look Selena Gomez in the eye anymore. She had intercourse with the enemy and was handed back like the plot in an episode of a Game Of Thrones spinoff. read more

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Tavis Smiley, Fired and Fighting Back (VIDEO)

Smiley contends that investigators hired by PBS to look into allegations that he had sex with female employees intimidated witnesses to provide damming evidence against Smiley, and encourage them to embellish facts and circumstances.  read more

Emilia Clarke Stark Naked in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

This week on the Mr. Skin Minute, Emilia Clarke gets back to her topless ways on the seventh season of Game of Thrones, now out on DVD & Blu-ray! read more

Actresses Wearing All Black to the Golden Globes to Mourn the Death of Fun

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. In Hollywood, that reaction is measured entirely by symbolism, impotency, and the ability to incorporate fashion forward haute couture.  read more

Former Facebook Exec Admits Social Media Is Largely An Evil Time Sucking World of Hate

The former Facebook V.P. is making hay in the news by admitting to the world that Facebook and social media in general is tearing apart what's left of society, and doing so with open eyes to their wanton destruction. read more

Miss Bumbum's Bum Bum and Shit Around the Web

Olivia Munn vacation pics, celebrity “o” faces, and more! read more

Kris Jenner Moves Across the Street from Kim Kardashian

When you wish to stay wealthy it’s imperative to relocate to wherever the money moves. If staying one step ahead means stalking your daughter and rapper husband so be it. Kris Jenner is game. read more

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Louis C.K. Buys Back Failure

Louis C.K. is buying back his failed film that never saw a release for $5 million. Proof that Louie believes one day fans will be able to look past his sexual harassment escapades and purchase a ticket to see a almost legal and barley clothed Chloë Grace Moretz. read more

Adriana Lima Isn’t A Quitter

Adriana Lima is one of a kind. Taking off your clothes is certainly a talent that takes time to master and she wants the world to know that she’s not stopping anytime soon. read more

South African Lady Semen Thieves Will Never Merit a Hashtag Protest

A 25-year old male hitchhiker in Northern South Africa was picked up in a car by a couple wild gals, forced to consume the drank, and gang raped at gunpoint, with his sperm likely headed to some kind of tribal Costco for big profit resale. read more