Ask Tyler: I'm Here to Save the World

Tyler:Been reading your "Ask Tyler" section and got one question. If you are so rich, famous and all knowing, why are you writing on some sh*tty blog? read more

The Gwyneth Paltrow Guide to Anal Sex

If you've been waiting to stick your dick into somebody's ass until Gwyneth Paltrow told you how, prepare to unleash the beast. Through her website Goop, which helps rich women ease the burden of excessive disposable income, Paltrow's second annual sex issue is upon the... read more

Bregoli Grows on You (VIDEO)

There's something about a young woman that defends herself that is mildly inspiring. Most girls claiming to be this age coo over a Jonas brother they believe to be straight and gossip on Snapchat about whose hair looked stupid at the dance. I'm making that all up. I have... read more

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Emma Thompson Remembers That Time Trump Hit On Her

Maybe you don't share that story from decades ago when some famous billionaire called you up out of the blue and invited you to get to know each other over a meal. After all, you're pretty famous in your own right. But if that guy's become President of the United States,... read more

Bow Wow Week Long Birthday Party

Snoop Dogg gave Little Bow Wow his rap name after seeing him perform in a nightclub at twelve. He lived well and hard as a teen. It's remarkable Bow Wow hasn't been found dead in the alley behind 1OAK with a needle in his arm. read more

Artie Lange Fired From HBO Show

Artie Lange claimed in a radio interview that he was fired from HBO's everyman comedian cuckold serial Crashing because of his most recent arrest for drug possession. Lange talked openly about the addiction he just can't seem to shake. read more

Jackie Cruz Hot Bikini Adventure And Shit Around The Web

Orange Is The New Black Latina prisoner Jackie Cruz shows off her body in Mexico. Visit a woman's prison sometime if you'd like the real cock deflating truth about how almost every single female prisoner really looks. Bring cookies. read more

Chelsea Handler Needs Her Laugh Track Back and Raccoons with Breast Addictions on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #81

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive deep into why Chelsea Handler can't do funny, Kesha's setback to her setback in fake rape court, wonder as to whether sex addiction is an ailment or an awesome, I quiz Matt on how many underaged boys he'd let his wife... read more

Christina El Moussa Flipping More Than Just Houses

Christina El Moussa, the one in Flip or Flop that you'd let speak if she must, showed off her divorcee revenge body on Instagram and Snapchat. She paired her little girl in a matching tiny bikini. read more

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Boston Drummer Dies Mid-Cruise

If you want to see the remaining members of April Wine, or a guy who toured with the Eagles, or the dude on bass in that one song you remember hearing when you first touched a girls breast, the Legends of Rock Cruise is for you. read more

Christina Milian Isn't Playing

The bleached blond hair should have been enough. Ease into your new character. Basic cable triple threat Christina Milian went all in at the Power Rangers premiere and post-party with the striking color and the tits falling out of the dress. read more

Cash Me Ousside Girl on Minute 16 (VIDEO)

Andy Warhol had that quip about everybody being world famous for fifteen minutes in the future. With the onset of the social media age, it's now a half season order of reality shows. read more