Ariana Grande Dick Bike

Every song Ariana Grande sings is a metaphor for getting fucked until she can't walk. You'd think with that literary premise her audience might be men who want to fuck her until she can't walk. read more

Cory Booker In Love With Mindy Kaling

New Jersey Senator Cory Booker is in the bullpen for next time the illuminati need a black guy. He's from Newark, the most crime ridden city in America. He's really into putting cameras everywhere to catch the bad guys. read more

An All Boob Tube Edition of the Mr. Skin Minute

Mr. Skin's weekly look at the best nudity news is focused on television this week read more

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Arianny Celeste Topless In Mexico And Shit Around The Web

Arianny Celeste let her titties free in the ancient Mayan city of Tulum. She's part Mexican so this is allowed. Also, her body is amazing. Note to chubby German eco-tourists. You don't have the same privileges. read more

Chrissy Teigen Back to Drunk (VIDEO)

Chrissy Teigen used to be a fun drunk. That's how she made her bones. Posting ripped on Twitter after midnight and posting stupid shit. The kids call it speaking truth to power. read more

Ask Tyler: I'm Here to Save the World

Tyler:Been reading your "Ask Tyler" section and got one question. If you are so rich, famous and all knowing, why are you writing on some sh*tty blog? read more

Brett Ratner Suffers in Silence

Brett Ratner is a bad director. Not because he's a douchebag in real life, but because he's never made a good movie. read more

Shia LaBeouf Art Installation Can't Find a Home

Shia LaBeouf's living art project which consisted of a blank white wall and a camera that live streamed Shia and the occasional New York City College lesbian activist chanting "He Will Not Divide Us" has been shut down for the fourth time. read more

The Gwyneth Paltrow Guide to Anal Sex

If you've been waiting to stick your dick into somebody's ass until Gwyneth Paltrow told you how, prepare to unleash the beast. Through her website Goop, which helps rich women ease the burden of excessive disposable income, Paltrow's second annual sex issue is upon the... read more

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Bregoli Grows on You (VIDEO)

There's something about a young woman that defends herself that is mildly inspiring. Most girls claiming to be this age coo over a Jonas brother they believe to be straight and gossip on Snapchat about whose hair looked stupid at the dance. I'm making that all up. I have... read more

Emma Thompson Remembers That Time Trump Hit On Her

Maybe you don't share that story from decades ago when some famous billionaire called you up out of the blue and invited you to get to know each other over a meal. After all, you're pretty famous in your own right. But if that guy's become President of the United States,... read more

Bow Wow Week Long Birthday Party

Snoop Dogg gave Little Bow Wow his rap name after seeing him perform in a nightclub at twelve. He lived well and hard as a teen. It's remarkable Bow Wow hasn't been found dead in the alley behind 1OAK with a needle in his arm. read more