Hillary Clinton Glass Ceiling Analogies Causing Some to Achieve Their First Real Orgasm

Among the frothier set of Clinton devotees, perhaps no self-described news outlet has flicked its collective bean so fast and furious as The Huffington Post. The super diverse all-white female millennial editorialists of the impassioned lady blog have been creaming in... read more

Blac Chyna Shows Off Ass/Cars And Shit Around The Web

Blac Chyna wants you to know she has lots of cars and a big ass. If she came up with a third thing that might be surprising, but cars and big ass we're pretty solid on. read more

Gwyneth Paltrow Shitty Dress for Date with Gay Ambassador

For every man out there who detests Gwyneth Paltrow and her non-reflective bit of self-perfection, there's an extremely well-dressed gay U.S. official out there to take her to swank affairs in Spain. read more

Trick Daddy Wants Black Ho's To Tighten Up (VIDEO)

Obama came in with tremendous fanfare as the first black President but what did he really accomplish for his own disadvantaged minority group after eight years in office? Even black leaders and media figures of late have been looking back on the Obama years and lamenting... read more

Courtney Stodden Needs Ideas (VIDEO)

There's no such thing as bad publicity is not necessarily the complete code by which you want to live. It's more of a once in a while exception. Like liquor before beer. Something to remember when out for a big night. Not necessarily a daily breakfast admonition. read more

Mayra Veronica Halloween Gambit

There's absolutely no reason for anybody over the age of eleven to be dressing up for Halloween. But who's going to tell a grown woman with big tits not to find something revealing at the lingerie store, get loaded and come to your get together? Eh, Trump. Tic Tac time,... read more

Guy Admits To Killing Trump's Star

Some guy named James Otis destroyed Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in order to protest sexual assault and also that the nearby Buffalo Wild Wings refuses to give him free club soda. read more

Kesha Keeps It Going

It's pretty obvious Dr Luke never raped Kesha but now she's saying in a New York Times profile that he used to criticize her weight in front of people. That seems entirely plausible. Nobody ever said he was the Dahlia Lama, but being a total douche still doesn't make you... read more

Bella Hadid Making It

Bella Hadid and her slightly older sister Gigi are massively dominating the celebrity model daughter space. It's a big fucking space with a shit ton of money and famous pop singers and gay men with extremely nice nails. read more

Amber Rose Wild Birthday Bash And Shit Around The Web

Apparently human STI Amber Rose's birthday party got out of control. The entire venue had a massive pap smear to measure the net damage. read more

The Good Version of The Bachelor Materializes

Now would be the time to notice that network television programming is for people over fifty or people with vaginas. Networks didn't move into reality TV programming merely because it was cheaper, though that was obvious. They also realized they couldn't compete with... read more

Byron Allen Figured Shit Out But Good

Well-past prime standup comedian Byron Allen has transformed his mediocre syndicated unscripted network of shows into a massive money maker by compelling major cable outlets to take his product as a course of racial bias lawsuits. read more