Bella Thorne Bikini Vacation Adventure And Shit Around The Web

Bella Thorne doesn't eat or drink and fucks in a healthy manner so she'll look great in a bikini. The least you can do is imagine you can help her career and she wants to say thanks. read more

Jennifer Connelly in A Bikini

Remember all those politically elitist rants from Jennifer Connelly this past year? All those gender pay gap myth screeds? The announcing of lesbian and gender experimentation and the death to penis signs in seminal pro-Muslim refugee marches in Prada flats? She seems to... read more

See-Through Tops for the Modern Working Woman

The run of Fashion Weeks across the Western world is the right time to note that the fashion industry serves as an unchecked channel for elitism, racism, blind consumerism, and unprotected docking. The style industries receive an en masse reprieve from gender alarmist... read more

Kurt Cobain Turns Fifty

Kurt Cobain would've turned fifty years old over the weekend if he hadn't shot himself twenty-three year earlier. That's not a small disclaimer. It's questionable for any grown man to celebrate his birthday. Even more so for a dead man. read more

PETA Getting Good Use Out of Their Crocodile Masks

Animal rights protesters have been dogging Fashion Weeks from New York to London and upcoming in Milan. For their part, posh attendees at Fashion Weeks have beendonningthe skins of dead animals and drinking champagne and ordering their armed security to shoot the... read more

Eugenie Bouchard Unexpected Haters

Life is good for Eugenie Bouchard. She's ranked forty-fourth in women's tennis behind forty two other women and Serena Williams who mocks them all from from her testosterone castle. She's young, she's pretty, she looks pretty sweet in her touched up Sports Illustrated... read more

Abby Wambach Makes an Honest Woman Out of Christian Blogger She's Banging

There was no greater love story of 2016 than Abby Wambach who ditched the wife who helped her through multiple substance abuse rehabs and DUIs so she could bed married straight Christian blogger Glennon Doyle Melton. Turning Melton was a big score for the LGBTQ community.... read more

Reese Witherspoon Stands for Women

Reese Witherspoon claims she started her own production company out of a moral obligation to give women a fair shake in show business. Absolutely not because she wants to make a ton of money by taking advantage of the current sociopolitical climate. read more

Angelina Jolie Eats A Tarantula

Angelina Jolie appears to be doing some image rehab since it became pretty obvious she was lying about Brad Pitt hitting his kid. She had zero concern involving her adopted brood into her own psychological turmoil in an effort to get back at her father. read more

Mary Beth Haglin Horny Teacher Jailed and Shit Around the Web

Naughty hot Iowa high school teacher gets 90 days for banging student "hundreds of times". God bless America. (Casey Anthony) read more

Lisa Marie Presley Picks Winners

Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of constipated rock 'n' roll icon, Elvis Presley, and long time failed musician, celebrity, wife and mom, has seen her fourth marriage blow up into a morass of nasty accusations, embarrassing disclosures, and an ex-husband arrested for child... read more

Charlotte McKinney Swimsuit Tits Seem So Simple

After a series of tormented lectures from editors and models alikeat Sports Illustrated on body acceptance, Charlotte McKinney is a breath of fresh air.She has enormous tits, she's hoisting a thong and she's not saying a word. The Nobel Committee has prizes in all the... read more