Boston Drummer Dies Mid-Cruise

If you want to see the remaining members of April Wine, or a guy who toured with the Eagles, or the dude on bass in that one song you remember hearing when you first touched a girls breast, the Legends of Rock Cruise is for you. read more

Christina Milian Isn't Playing

The bleached blond hair should have been enough. Ease into your new character. Basic cable triple threat Christina Milian went all in at the Power Rangers premiere and post-party with the striking color and the tits falling out of the dress. read more

Cash Me Ousside Girl on Minute 16 (VIDEO)

Andy Warhol had that quip about everybody being world famous for fifteen minutes in the future. With the onset of the social media age, it's now a half season order of reality shows. read more

R.I.P. Chuck Barris

Many people are labeled futurists, but Chuck Barris was one of the only legitimate futurists we've ever known. He had a keen ability to tap into people's basest desires and turn it into entertainment. Now he's dead. He saw that coming. read more

Maitland Ward Still Working

Actresses commonly complain about aging out of roles before they even get started. Forty is the death knell for the career. While other women see forty as an opportunity to slap on something see-through and show off their plus sized tits. read more

Eva Gutowski Google Star

While you weren't looking, Google startedmanufacturingtheir own youngcelebrities. Most of them are in their 20's, but look younger and non-threatening to high school girls. read more

Tinder Improving NBA's Level Of Play

Home teams have a record low .574 winning percentage in the NBA this season, and one unidentified general manager has theorized it's because players are wasting much less time getting laid on the road and are therefore sleeping more and spending less time at clubs. read more

Terrence Howard A New Man

Terrence Howard has admitted he used to beat his wife, and there are multiple reports of him punching women. Howard had an abusive father who used to beat the shit out of him. If he'd have seen Crash he would have laid it on even thicker. read more

Sarah Madden Fowlkes Mugs for Mugshot and Shit Around the Web

Sometimes in life, you have such amazing taboo sex that you smile right through your mugshot. read more

Kesha Loses Again

Kesha's quest to be released from her music contract with Dr. Luke continues to go very poorly. She opened with the allegations of being drugged and raped and moved down the ladder from there. Misreading Sun Tzu will buyyou an 0-12 record in court. read more

Scott Disick, Sex Addict

It's best to start the conversation over male sex addiction by everybody admitting it's a bullshit medical diagnosis. A disease can't only exist for famous wealthy men with access to ambitiousmodels. read more

Emily Ratajkowski Burns

All anybody can talk about is Emily Ratajkowski being sunburned. Which makes you wonder at what point you're supposed to stop staring at her tits and ass. It's a conundrum. You want to consider her skin condition and her strong points on fourth wave feminism. At the same... read more