Claudia Romani Beach Bosoms and Shit Around the Web

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Kim K Has Third Baby On The Way

Someone tell Kanye to start aiming for her face or fun bags because America's lead Kardashian is "pregnant" again. read more

Angeline Jolie Martyrs Like No Other

Hollywood loves to dole itself out awards. Save for the most honest categories. Like biggest martyr. Literally everybody's in contention. But Angelina Jolie likely slides in for the win.   read more

Just FYI: Sexiest 50 Bikini Scenes Of All Time Ranked

The bikini is the caveat of censorship. Our advertisers won't let us show tits and ass without relegating us to exclusively hawking dick pills and women who are in your area. But wedge a piece of fabric between a woman's ass cheeks - really make sure it's feeling that... read more

Dead Ronnie James Dio Hitting the Road (VIDEO)

Be tempted to consider this the worst thing you've ever seen. Or mention the amazing technology to remind people you have no human center.  read more

More Dead In Ohio (VIDEO)

As someone who lived in Ohio for four years, I can say it is the place where dreams go to die. And after a fatal incident on a ride at the Ohio State Fair, it's also the place where people go to die. A Twitter video shows four riders on the Fire Ball being flung into the... read more

Justin Bieber Hits Paparazzi With Car

Some of life's most important lessons can only be learned through firsthand experience. If you look at Amy Schumer's tit, your retinas will explode. If you stand in front of a moving car, you will get run over. The latter is especially difficult for members of the elite... read more

Mia Khalifa, Movie Reviewer

Who knew the absence of multiple phalluses in Mia Khalifa would lead to her formulating opinions on feature films. Everyone's a critic. read more

Justin Trudeau Jizz Splashes Rolling Stone

It's impossible to accurately measure the erection Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner achieves when he imagines coiffed Canadian politico Justin Trudeau as his natural born leader. Leave a generous tip for the hotel maid. Scraping cum off the drapes was not covered in... read more

Jenah Yamamoto Sleeves and Cleaves and Shit Around the Web

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Liev Schreiber Sluts Up His Little Boy and ESPN Sapphic Love Machine on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #94

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we dig into Usher's herpes and wonder if there ought be a rate card for STD transmissions, concur that ESPN is a sinking shit-pit of Disney leveraged politics, wonder why rich white people on the coasts want their boys to be girls... read more

See Amy Schumer's Bare Tit In Snatched

When audiences heard that world's oldest starlet Goldie Hawn and rogue Miss Piggy parade float Amy Schumer were teaming up for a terrible movie, they knew they were about to witness Hollywood magic. Now that the film has grossed three dollars more than it cost at the... read more