Beyoncé Wants You To Buy $300 Picture Book

WikiHow exists. It's free. It's the online version to get a general idea of how to do everything from hide a body to be an adult. Beyoncé exists. She does not believe in WikiHow or the general public's competence. read more

USC Accused Of Misspelled "Shakespeare" On $700M Project

Prospective college students not able to get into a California state school or a good college in general flock to the quads at the University of Southern California, where they make a solemn oath to talk relentlessly about USC at dinner parties for the rest of their... read more

Mark Wahlberg Highest Paid Actor

Women, and the men who are scared of them, are already complaining about how much money Mark Wahlberg, and second place earner, The Rock, make in annual movie pay compared to leading actresses. It's easy to complain about numbers when eliminating science from your... read more

Bill Cosby Brings Better Lawyer For Sex Retrial

Remaining the number one suggested name in a google search for celebrity most likely to drop drugs in a stranger's drink is no easy task. It takes hard work, hard drugs, and multiple sexual misconduct allegations.  read more

Robert Lee Screwed by ESPN

Not Robert E. Lee, the Confederate General who surrendered to the North at Appomattox Court House, but Asian American sports announcer, Robert Lee. ESPN pulled Lee from coverage of the UVA football game this coming weekend because it takes place in Charlottesville and his... read more

Chrissy Teigen Opens Up About Alcohol Abuse

Now it all makes sense. She's been blind drunk this whole time. Chrissy Teigen is more relatable than ever, to alcoholics, in a new interview with Cosmopolitan where she opens up about her struggles with boozing. Cellulite, stretch marks, and now alcoholism? The Real... read more

Leo's Newest Pussy Posse Conquest and Shit Around the Web

  Jasmine Sanders rocks the Hamptons, Elizabeth Turner models lingerie, and more! read more

Tommy Lee Likes Sex High

Tommy Lee is committed to the rockstar lifestyle. So coitus on an aircraft tailor suits the aesthetic of that larger than life persona, even when Tommy looks like he's visited the afterlife. Didn't you know rockstars were immortal?  read more

Miley Cyrus Topless, Tiger Woods Dick and Lindsey Vonn Vagina Done Been Hacked

Hacking seems very 2011. Or four years past the time Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson got the FBI involved and started arresting people with real jail time. So far less fun than it used to be. read more

Derek Jeter Finally A Daddy

It looks like Hannah Jeter managed to hit a homer in life being the superstar's wife and giving birth to baby girl Bella Raine Jeter. The Yankees might not be doing all that great but Jeter is still winning.  read more

Robin Thicke Checkmates Paula Patton In Custody Games

Breaking up has always been about who is the happier person after the split. People are petty. It goes from an "us" thing, to a "me vs. you" thing the moment she finds text messages from strippers on your phone.  read more

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian Battle for Custody of Cars

Dumb rich and shameless is no way to go through life. Super Fat Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna coupled long enough to produce a baby girl because off-Interstate strip clubs will still need dancers in the 2030's.  read more