Lindsey Pelas Two Tits to Rule Them All

When girls said they were going to show off their big fake tits in tiny bikinis on something called social media and make a small fortune, who didn't chuckle? Hypothetically speaking. Nobody laughs directly at blonds with enormous racks. It's imprudent. read more

Bella Thorne Faulty Bikini and Shit Around the Web

Teen Mom sex tapes, celebrity nip slips, and more! read more

Kourtney Kardashian Not Serious, Just Fucking

An insider source to the Kardashians, so Kris Jenner, tells the tabloids that Kourtney Kardashian isn't serious about the young model she's hanging with, they're just fucking. read more

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Hailey Baldwin Is Maxim's Hottest

There became no real point in bagging on Maxim's Hot 100 list. Whatever it was before, it transitioned fully into a corporate publicity tie-in contest the day they named Miley Cyrus the hottest chick in the world a few years back. It was an obvious ploy to ride the... read more

Lottie Moss Ass Inspiring

There are two types of body positive preachers on social media. Inordinate tubs of goo desperately hoping their social acceptance campaign will catch on. And hot models pretending to be one of the normals so maybe they might coax one genuine female like out of four... read more

Rolling Stone Losing Editorial Control Again

Rolling Stone magazine is making a case for being more intellectually dishonest than the Huffington Post. Everybody needs a lamentable goal. Also an HR practice to 1099 as many 20-something white women out of Northeastern liberal arts colleges as possible. read more

Top Gun 2 Is On Like Donkey Kong

Top Gun was a testimony to how films in the 80's sucked yet were commercially successful. Exactly like every other decade. Only the 80's movies were saturated with the Glenn Frey and Kenny Loggins anthems. So worse. read more

Mommy Shamers Nailed A Win

Two months ago people who like to tell moms what they're doing wrong, so, all other moms, leveled criticisms against Flip or Flop divorcee Christina El Moussa for letting her toddler hang near the pool unattended. read more

Stella Hudgens' Happy Handfuls and Shit Around the Web

Jane Seymour, Sara Jean Underwood, and more await you! read more

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Katy Perry Explains Her Beef

You had to know that when Katy Perry finally explained her pop star feud with Taylor Swift, it was going to be far less than interesting to a grown up. read more

Rebel Wilson Wants Her Dignity Back

Rebel Wilson went looking for an excuse as to why her catty obese chick roles in Hollywood dried up and ended up launching a defamation suit against Woman's Day magazine. She claims the gossip rag falsely accused her of lying about her name, age, and upbringing. read more

Scarlett Johansson Tonguing Colin Jost

Last Saturday marked the final episode of one of Saturday Night Live’s most successful seasons in years. The cast celebrated with a wrap party at Rockefeller Center. Guest starScarlett Johanssoncelebrated by exploring the inside of Weekend Update host Colin Jost with her... read more