Peter Thiel No Longer on a Roll

Gay vigilante billionaire Peter Thiel was racking up wins. He bankrolled the Hulk Hogan campaign that killed Gawker, revenge for outing Thiel a decade earlier. He was the lone Silicon Valley CEO to come out for Trump and scored an awkward but prominent prime time speaking... read more

Britney Spears Sweaty (VIDEO)

Many people noted that Britney Spear's performance at the iHeart Music Festival reminded them of the bygone days Britney Spears. She even wore the old school headset microphone to pretend she was singing words against the completely pre-recorded tracks. It's like watching... read more

Rita Ora Oktoberfest Tits And Shit Around The Web

Rita Ora dresses like a busty beer wench for Oktoberfest. There may be no hotter dress up costume for girls than German beer maid. Naughty nurses are for men with medical office fetishes. read more

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Joe Simpson Alley Catting

Since leaving his leather pants ministry-ship and heterosexual marriage, Joe Simpson has spent the better part of his days hanging by pools and pretending to be a talent manager. It's unclear who he manages outside of one young model, Jonathan Keith, with whom he travels... read more

Rob Kardashian Hands Out His Whore Sister's Phone Number

If you're over twelve and you're in Twitter battles, it's time to look in the mirror. If you're Still Fat Rob Kardashian and you're revenge Tweeting your whorish half-sister's personal phone number, it's time to add some arsenic to the jardiniere on your Jersey Mike's... read more

Gender Wage Gap in TV Reaches Alarming Non-Existent Levels

Discussing anything television money starts and ends with everybody on The Big Bang Theory making $20 million plus per season. If you can wrap your mind around a cookie cutter laugh track sitcom dulling American brains week after week to being the most watched show on... read more

Amber Rose Ass and Reputation Growing

Amber Rose's new set of life-like wigs is something that ought pop up on the Impossible Missions Force radar. She can go anywhere, be anybody, and almost blend in if it weren't for that pancake syrup engorged ass and Manilla street urchin tattoos read more

Alicia Arden One Woman Promo

Everybody knows when you're in an Italian production company's stripper-cops-thriller recorded on Betamax you take your paycheck, lower your head, and hope nobody notices you. When Eric Roberts is the big name in the film, you make sure you're the first one to the bank to... read more

Tiger Woods Is So Nuts

Tiger Woods is completely insane. First off, he's half black and half Asian. Since when is that a thing? It's not that he was fucking dozens of Chili's hostesses and a few bad porn stars, it's the way he was doing it. read more

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Serena Williams Gender Bender

Serena Williams looks like a dude. There's something going on here. Clearly not a healthy level of estrogen. There are a few possibilities: She and her sister may be hermaphrodites. read more

Lady Gaga Flop Top in Manhattan

It's legal to walk topless in New York thanks to the leg work of so many pudgy feminists falling for an obvious ruse set up by men. And it was so easy. read more

Amber Rose Ass In Yoga Pants And Shit Around The Web

Let's look at Amber Rose's ass in tight yoga pants. She wants you to. It's actually her primary revenue source. Look! And tip accordingly. read more