Chrissy Teigen Opens Up About Alcohol Abuse

Now it all makes sense. She's been blind drunk this whole time. Chrissy Teigen is more relatable than ever, to alcoholics, in a new interview with Cosmopolitan where she opens up about her struggles with boozing. Cellulite, stretch marks, and now alcoholism? The Real... read more

Leo's Newest Pussy Posse Conquest and Shit Around the Web

  Jasmine Sanders rocks the Hamptons, Elizabeth Turner models lingerie, and more! read more

Tommy Lee Likes Sex High

Tommy Lee is committed to the rockstar lifestyle. So coitus on an aircraft tailor suits the aesthetic of that larger than life persona, even when Tommy looks like he's visited the afterlife. Didn't you know rockstars were immortal?  read more

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Miley Cyrus Topless, Tiger Woods Dick and Lindsey Vonn Vagina Done Been Hacked

Hacking seems very 2011. Or four years past the time Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson got the FBI involved and started arresting people with real jail time. So far less fun than it used to be. read more

Derek Jeter Finally A Daddy

It looks like Hannah Jeter managed to hit a homer in life being the superstar's wife and giving birth to baby girl Bella Raine Jeter. The Yankees might not be doing all that great but Jeter is still winning.  read more

Robin Thicke Checkmates Paula Patton In Custody Games

Breaking up has always been about who is the happier person after the split. People are petty. It goes from an "us" thing, to a "me vs. you" thing the moment she finds text messages from strippers on your phone.  read more

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian Battle for Custody of Cars

Dumb rich and shameless is no way to go through life. Super Fat Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna coupled long enough to produce a baby girl because off-Interstate strip clubs will still need dancers in the 2030's.  read more

Mariah Carey Natural Glow

Mariah Carey shows up about fifty years too late for her own quinceanera in the new issue of Paper Magazine, where she can also be seen stripped of about half her body in some strategically non-nude topless photos. Paper wanted to recreate their Kim Kardashian "Break the... read more

Social Media Supremacy, The Taylor Swift Cleansing

Someone dear to another person's heart passed away today. But that's not as important as figuring out why Taylor Swift went ghost on her social media accounts. read more

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Aly Raisman Says Maybe A Pedo Doctor For Girls Gymnastics Wasn't a Great Idea

Now that she's completely done with her gymnastics career, Aly Raisman is calling out USA Gymnastics for not being vigilant as their main girl injury treating doctor of twenty-nine years was diddling the leotarded lambs.  read more

Iskra Lawrence Baby Blue Beauty and Shit Around the Web

  Mayweather/McGregor's Corona Girls, Magdalena Frackowiak topless, and more! read more

Britney Spears Sings

Britney Spears dazzled and delighted audiences at her Las Vegas show by squawking out what audiophiles have identified as a song. read more