Taylor Swift Spandex Booty And Shit Around The Web

Say what you want about her, Taylor Swift has a tight ass. You could spank it, if it's the last thing you want to do on this planet before being taken out by moonlighting Mossad security. read more

Leslie Jones Brings Out the Trolls' Trolls

Leslie Jones takes a ton of shit on social media because she's a loud, large, unattractive, black woman. She also had to suffer through a hack of her website and iCloud and revealing photos of her or random headless assplay photos of other black women along with Jones'... read more

University of Chicago Does Some Spanking

The University of Chicago is distinguishing its intellectual honesty among collegial learning institutions by declaring to incoming Freshman that it will not tolerate the personal emotional demands of teenagers coddled to date with zero tolerance anti-hurt feelings... read more

Disney Kid Star Ryan Newman Turns Eighteen, Gets Down To It

There comes a time when every child actor and model needs to grow up. It's usually about three, or the first time their mom agrees to leave them alone for an hour with a photographer so he can capture their true beauty without parental distraction. read more

Jessica Alba Nipples Mean Six More Weeks of Honest

I'm no investment guru. I'm into my bank savings account at zero-point-three percent. I earned nine dollars in interest last year against forty two dollars in banking fees. read more

LeAnn Rimes Has a Publicity Plan

LeAnne Rimes has fucked herself pretty good with bad detail work on the face and a headfirst dive into the pool of crazy jealous wife, but when it's game time, she's got a plan to accentuate the positive. read more

Naya Rivera Had an Abortion for $17.95 Hardback

Following in the footsteps of lesser known entertainers not even thirty and penning memoirs, the Latina cheerleader from Glee is coming out with her autobiography, Sorry Not Sorry. Which is it? Sounds intriguing. read more

Kylie Jenner Bikini Birthday Bash And Shit Around The Web

Kylie Jenner has a bikini beach party with all her hottie friends. She doesn't have friends so much as her sister and some other celebrity kids who also share their tits and ass for money. So better than friends. read more

The Birth in a Creek Movie Is the New Rick Rolled (VIDEO)

Some crunchy Australian chick who doesn't understand that having tons of children is bad for the planet even if you birth them organically in rain forests, filmed herself dropping her latest newborn in a creek in the Daintree Rainforest. read more

Usain Bolt's Girlfriend Likely To Stick It Out

Usain Bolt's sister claims that her brother's long time girlfriend is likely to stay with Usain despite his post Rio victory and partying and fucking at least one Brazilian chick. read more

Patti Stanger Is Hiding Something

Patti Stanger hosts that show Millionaire Matchmakers where dudes leveraged to the hilt with real estate flipping debt pretend to be millionaires and women who are escorts pretend to be women having trouble meeting successful men. Then everybody gets together and beats... read more

Everybody Is Juicing

Revelations that Brock Lesnar tested positive for banned substances after his big July UFC fight are rocking the sports world. The massively sculpted musculature, the square jawline, bacne, and emergency waiver from pre-fight testing eluded many. read more