Angelina Jolie Insists She's the Same Old Anorexic Angelina As Before

Jolie has appeared rail thin for many years now. It's easy to write this off as a natural body frame for Jolie. Much like her admitted cocaine and heroin consumption were natural sources of nutrition. read more

Ariel Winter Wishes To Be Wed

Everyday Ariel pushes the boundary of how else can the community of internet trolls come up with new ways to body shame the behemoth with big tatas. Being mean to a butterface on the Internet gets exhausting.  read more

Brandi Glanville, Mother of the Year

Siblings can be pretty simple minded sometimes. Who cares about a bed time when your older sister needs a picture with Brandi Glanville for social media, a closet shrine, or however she chooses to worship women who are more beautiful and famous. read more

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Feminists Posing as Potterheads Want Depp Banished

Johnny Depp is poised to have a significant role in the upcoming sequel to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them as feminists posing as Harry Potter fans are insisting he be sacked. read more

Body Shamed Brooke Hogan Not Backing Down

Most people who get made fun of don’t have millions dollars to wipe away their tears. That fact didn’t stop Brooke Hogan from crying about being body shamed and incorrectly labeled a transexual.  read more

Keegan Michael Key Upgrades His Woman

Keegan Michael Key is the perfect example of why you shouldn’t be with someone who makes you happy with a great personality. Because being an attractive ex is the only thing that makes alimony payments a little easier. read more

Gigi Hadid's Racism Bites Back At Victoria's Secret

The lesser of two evils, Gigi Hadid, has announced that she will not be heading to China for the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and many are speculating that her absence is more of a national policy than a whim decision due to a racist video featuring Hadid that... read more

Mike Tyson Unsuccessful At Sneaking In To Chile

The last time I remembered that Chile existed it was because I watching Locked Up Abroad. I try to avoid traveling to places that can have all of their interesting attributes highlighted in less than a half hour on National Geographic. read more

Daddy's Home Indeed and Shit Around the Web

Who’d you rather, Instagram boobs, and more! read more

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Playboy Goes Large

It takes some intestinal fortitude to be searching for your identity whilst in the process of drowning. Playboy is on life support and roaming to and fro with Cooper Hefner running ideas up the flagpole like transgendered Playmates and chicks in clothing. read more

Blac Chyna Suing Kim Kardashian

An enemy of my enemy is my friend. I’ve been waiting for someone to dethrone the dynasty that Kris comprised by putting a price tag on anything with tits in her house. Including Rob. read more

'What Men Want' Gets Feminist Reboot

What better way to celebrate a recent win over the patriarchy than to replicate your oppressor's behavior and objectify men. Did we not learn anything from Animal Farm in third grade?  read more