Gigi Paris Dartboard Name and Shit Around the Web

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Beyoncé Looks Like Becky

Prominent leaders of the outrage culture caused enough disturbance for Madame Tussauds to take a wax statue of Beyonce down.    read more

Diana Andrews Body Shames Heavy Chick at Gym

Los Angeles might be slapping politically correct penalties on Playboy models body shaming chicks in the gym locker room, but England is simply a lawless workout wasteland.  read more

ESPN Lied About That Whole Apolitical Thing

This week ESPN published a feature article, "Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe define couples goals". In an article by Matt Eisenberg who couldn't have possibly wished this professional sportswriting gig upon himself, we learn that Sue and Megan support each other by attending... read more

Sharon Stone Creaks Open Legs

Sharon Stone's fuckability in her new Instagram pictures is still up in the air. The fifty-nine-year-old actress assumes her working girl position in a bikini while on a boat in Montana. The region's diverse fauna never ceases to amaze me. This is an Ancient Hobag ... read more

Liev Schreiber Brings His Son as Harley Quinn to Comic-Con

It's not odd to see cross gender cosplay at Comic-Con. You start out with a base of super weird sexually unsuccessful nerds. But those are adult nerds, not third graders.  read more

O.J. Parole Creates Unnoticed Victim

The Goldman family was particularly peeved about O.J. Simpson being granted parole at his first shot hearing this past week. Simpson did behead their kid for hitting on his ex-wife. But perhaps nobody suffered more with the Simpson parole decision than Khloe Kardashian. read more

Game Of Confederacy

When you have one of the greatest shows to ever grace a television set facing racist allegations, what should you come up with next? Alternate reality timelines that include slavery read more

Julianne Hough Cares Fuckable Honeymooning Body

Julianne Hough The Fuck Cares is an inspiration to all stage four nobodies out there looking to make a name for themselves. Hough has thrown everything at the wall, besides porn, to see what sticks. Turns out it's her fuckable body.  read more

Kevin Hart Back Seat Driver

Nothing lets a woman know you love her like making love in the section parallel to a car trunk. Or at least that you have to get off before you get home to your wife. read more

Vanessa Hudgens Trending Vag

Walking Snapchat filter Vanessa Hudgens sports the toe of a camel in yoga pants during a coffee run in Los Angeles. The caffeine fix is the preferred method of casual wear showmanship for Hollywood celebrities. The walk to and from the car into a coffee shop means the... read more

Lifetime Mr. Skin Membership With FREE Playboy Plus Subscription!

You'll never guess what guys. The folks at Mr. Skin are offering the deal of a literal lifetime with a $149 LIFETIME Mr. Skin membership plus a FREE subscription to Playboy Plus! Are they out of their fucking minds? Or perhaps merely benevolent snatch and boob lovers. You... read more