Stella Hudgens' Happy Handfuls and Shit Around the Web

Jane Seymour, Sara Jean Underwood, and more await you! read more

Katy Perry Explains Her Beef

You had to know that when Katy Perry finally explained her pop star feud with Taylor Swift, it was going to be far less than interesting to a grown up. read more

Rebel Wilson Wants Her Dignity Back

Rebel Wilson went looking for an excuse as to why her catty obese chick roles in Hollywood dried up and ended up launching a defamation suit against Woman's Day magazine. She claims the gossip rag falsely accused her of lying about her name, age, and upbringing. read more

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Scarlett Johansson Tonguing Colin Jost

Last Saturday marked the final episode of one of Saturday Night Live’s most successful seasons in years. The cast celebrated with a wrap party at Rockefeller Center. Guest starScarlett Johanssoncelebrated by exploring the inside of Weekend Update host Colin Jost with her... read more

Elle Fanning Side Tit For Cannes

Channel the excitement Donald Trump felt when visually feeling up a twelve-year-old Paris Hilton and you'll understand the appeal of Elle Fanning. Dakota Fanning might as well be the old woman that dropped the necklace into the sea when compared to younger sister Elle. read more

Paul Allen Hosts A Has-Been Boat Party

Only billionaires can afford custom built luxury yachts because only billionaires can afford to lose tens of millions of dollars a year in operating cost and depreciation. Even Jennifer Lawrence finally being paid the same as her male co-stars could at best afford a... read more

Orlando Bloom Fucked a Waitress Out of a Job

Since somebody mentioned Orlando Bloom might be gay a decade ago, he's made it his mission to fuck the living shit out of the world's good looking 20-something women. A dramatic response, but there is a ton of fucking involved, so it beats angry Tweeting. read more

LAST CHANCE: Take Advantage Of The $149 Mr. Skin Lifetime Membership

Needless to say, a lot of exciting things are happening at MrSkin.com, and instead of going to a moderatelyfancy dinner or getting a Patagonia fleece that will make you look like a douche, spend your $149 for alifetime of celebrity nudity! This is what they call a... read more

Jihadists Continue to Be Super Gay

If there's an attribute common to any zealot, it's an overwhelming self hatred for impure thoughts. Inevitably about wanting to stick your dick into children or members of the same sex. read more

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Doutzen Kroes' Nest and Shit Around the Web

Leaked Alison Brie pics, TV nudity news, and more! read more

Huma Abedin Single and Ready to Mingle

As far as divorcee dating goes, if you're looking for a 40-year old anorexic Muslim chick with a husband of convenience in the slammer on sex crimes, a child being maintained somewhere by interns, and a best friend leading the #Resistance in a fat pantsuit, Tinder up Huma... read more

Cher's Teenager Tits Disconcerting

Cher wore nor one but two revealing outfits while performing at this weekend's Billboard Music Awards. Millennials thought they were cheering on their favorite RuPaul's Drag Race queen. read more