Vanessa Hudgens Nipping Out and Shit Around the Web

The Bunny Ranch, photoshoot nip slips, and more! read more

Ashley Graham Has Answers (VIDEO)

Ashley Graham brought the girth of her knowledge on fat women wearing heels to the Steve Harvey audience of giggling obese women.The short answer is, you can'traisedump trucks up on blocks. read more

Amber Portwood Engaging Porn

Hard looking bespectacled former Teen Mom Amber Portwood is considering an offer from Vivid video to make a sex tape. The possibility has many of her fans in an uproar. read more

Aly Raisman Body Shamed by TSA

Aly Raisman suffered the unthinkable while traveling through the airport. Idiotic TSA screeners. The kind of ignominy you assumed was only legend, because your experiences with the low wage, high turnover C-students we've put in charge of our air travel security have... read more

Girls Prove They Will Strip To Be Instagram Famous

Millennials treat being social media famous the way older generations treated being actually famous. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but having followers and getting likes is similar to being really good at crossfit. Crossfitters are just really good at working out... read more

Sarah Hyland Six Ounces and a Wide Mile from Anorexia

Sarah Hyland took to the notes section of her iPhone to clap back at h8ers calling her anorexic. The Modern Family actress was criticized for sharing a photograph on Instagram in which her emaciated appearance would make the CK One models sneak in an extra Tic Tac. read more

Alexandra Daddario Tits For Baywatch Subversive Gender Roles

Baywatch has finally hit theaters after forty-five years of hype. Critics are calling it a rollicking good time for those who like to watch dog turds turn white. read more

Kim Kardashian Retracts Manchester Tweet

There are some large number of empty semi-sentient empty vessels who want to know how Kardashian feels before defining their own reaction to current events. This is one of those "funnier if it wasn't true" conditions. read more

Salma Hayek, A Woman in Motion

Salma Hayek told a packed house of women at the annual Women in Motion symposium she hosts during Cannes that she was laughed at as a young actress for being a Mexican Arab who thought she could make it in Hollywood. read more

Lindsey Pelas Two Tits to Rule Them All

When girls said they were going to show off their big fake tits in tiny bikinis on something called social media and make a small fortune, who didn't chuckle? Hypothetically speaking. Nobody laughs directly at blonds with enormous racks. It's imprudent. read more

Bella Thorne Faulty Bikini and Shit Around the Web

Teen Mom sex tapes, celebrity nip slips, and more! read more

Kourtney Kardashian Not Serious, Just Fucking

An insider source to the Kardashians, so Kris Jenner, tells the tabloids that Kourtney Kardashian isn't serious about the young model she's hanging with, they're just fucking. read more