Kim Jong Nam Assassin Chicks Sticking With Story

The chicks who rubbed VX nerve gas on the face of Kim Jong-un's embarrassingly fat and capitalistic ex-pat brother, Kim Jong Nam, are sticking with their story that they believed they were filming a TV prank show. Any excuse that's never been used before is a solid fake... read more

UTA Shifted Party Dollars

United Talent Agency took a stand this weekend by canceling their luxurious Oscar weekend party and instead hosting an anti seven nation travel ban rally. The Hollywood talent agency used the five hundred thousand dollars saved on the party and made a donation to... read more

Alicia Arden Asked to Cover Up

Who you wearing. Saran Wrap. It's the only truly recyclable dress on this whole damn environmentally conscious red carpet. read more

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Mack Attack Cleans House in Girls Wrestling

Mack Begg, a high school girl transitioning into a boy, was allowed to wrestle as a female in Texas and won the State championships. Mack beat several rounds of female wrestlers who neglected to dose up heavy for two years on male hormones. read more

Mama June Fudges Her Fatness

Mama June got gastric bypass surgery sometime back, which means she should in no way be able to take credit for losing weight. They make your stomach smaller. You can't physically eat as much. It would be like a Syrian refugee taking credit for getting a revenge bod. The... read more

Huff Po Writer Cheats In Half Marathon

BuzzFeed and Huffington Post food blogger, Harvard graduate, and avid running enthusiast Jane Seo was busted for cheating on a half marathon by a guy who runs an obsessive NSA style website called MarathonInvestigation.com. Half marathon. Typical lazy lefty blogger. read more

Perfect Ending to the Oscars

If Hollywood and Manhattan are expected to self-medicate their seizures over the Trump victory, Trump supporters need to stop with their repetitive ridiculing of the limousine liberals until fresh material arrives. Neither side has come up with a topper for weeks if not... read more

Lottie Moss Panties Flash And Shit Around The Web

Kate Moss' little half-sister does really want to be just like Kate. That would include the obligatory drunken upskirt. read more

Judd Apatow's New Show About a Cuckold, Go Figure (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

Leslie Mann's gimp's producing a new show on HBO called Crashing. It's about a lowly comedian whose wife sleeps with other men after he proves to be a sensitive loser who can't please her. Where does he come up with these off the wall ideas? read more

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Karrueche Tran Shocked Chris Brown Likes To Hit Women

Every time you live stream yourself wing suit leapingoff the Alps, you run the risk of being that dude whose death makes for excellent YouTube fodder. Every time you date Chris Brown, you're going to get your ass beat. read more

Paris Hilton Not a Feminist Per Se

To Paris Hilton's credit, she specifically avoids referring to herself as a feminist, which is the reflex of every single other famous women despite zero credentials. Hilton stops at being happy to be a generic role model for girls. read more

Monster Energy Girls Boobs Under Fire

Numerous complaints came into Fox and NASCAR about the revealing outfits worn by the Monster Energy promotional girls hanging around the Daytona 500 TV coverage. According to those upset, NASCAR is a family program. read more