Britney Spears Sings

Britney Spears dazzled and delighted audiences at her Las Vegas show by squawking out what audiophiles have identified as a song. read more

Ray J vs. Reality TV, Big Brother Edition

How is it possible Kim was the one on her knees and ended up with the more successful career. She still headlines her own reality show while Ray J is a contestant on one.  read more

Tim Allen Evolution Time Tool Man

Count on Tim Allen to throw a monkey wrench in any situation. And then fix it in-between a few commercials and 30-minute time frame.  read more

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Replace Confederate Statues With... Missy Elliott

Via a Change.org petition, the epitome of impotency in a digitally verified document, citizens of Portsmouth, Virginia and people pretending to be so are insisting a local confederate statue be torn down and replaced with a casting of singer Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott. read more

Carole Radziwill Wise Ancient Insta Tit

Those of you assuming that the Kardashians are the fame hoiest fame hos in town haven't tuned into the Real Housewives - the Bravo franchise dedicated to the awareness of aging female celebrities. The housewives, who are actually only 20% "real" and 80% plastic and gas,... read more

Joss Whedon Serial Cheating Young Actress Fucking Feminist

Sane, honest people understand that male feminists are all hiding something. Maybe it's bodies in the basement, or merely the fact their mother let them breastfeed until middle school. Or both. read more

Emma Stone Defeats Wage Gap And Jennifer Lawrence

Nothing screams new age American values more than competing against someone that looks like you, and clawing yourself to the top. It's capitalism rebooted. But I'd rather see Emma Stone claw at Jennifer Lawrence in barely any clothes read more

Serena Williams Blames Race For People Thinking She Looks Mean

Serena Williams has a ton to say on gender equality, race relations, and female sports, all from an entirely personal, subjective, and completely unfounded position. Hence, the media adores her. read more

Sam Claflin Bathing Suit Somebody

Sam Claflin has taken the risky approach of garnering media coverage by squeezing his dick and balls into Shailene Woodley's bathing suit. Risky because his genitals now look like the underside of a boat, or I guess Bella Thorne's face if we want to be topical, due to... read more

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Baseball Dick Injury Delights

Crotch injury hilarity permeating elementary school playgrounds the world over extends throughout adulthood, into old age homes, and even into heaven, where Jesus loves nothing more than a good ol' sack wack for levity sake. Good spirits are just a dick and ball grab... read more

LAST CHANCE: Mr. Skin 18th Anniversary Ridiculous $4 Membership Deal!

The purveyor of hot celebrity nudity himself, Mr. Skin, is extending the freakishly amazing deal of a $4 MrSkin.com membership to tit and vag lovers everywhere in celebration of the site's 18th anniversary. The number one destination for celebrity nudity just keeps... read more

Danica Patrick Bikini Splits And Other Shit Around The Web

Plus Helen Hunt accidental underboob, highest paid actresses nude, Kristen Stewart boob if that's your thing, and more! read more