Miley Cyrus Offers Wise Advice

Miley Cyrus wants her little sister Noah be a breakout music star without feeling a need to react to constant online criticisms. Who needs to hear, hey, you can't sing a lick, or hey, you look like Billy Ray's high school yearbook photo with even deeper jowls. read more

Clooney and Cindy Crawford's Husband Tequila Rich

George Clooney and the only other 50-something guy he could find in Hollywood almost as handsome as himself, former male model Rande Gerber, cashed out on their Casamigos Tequila company to the tune of one billion dollars. read more

Rebecca Black Friday Fun Bags and Shit Around the Web

Gillian Anderson jiggly bikini, Aimee Teegarden Vegas vacation, and more! read more

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Emmy Rossum Bikini Shamed and Bill Cosby Skates on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #90

On this week's  Last Men on Earth podcast , we delve into the new female subjugation of bikini shaming, millionaires receiving inequitable pay, Taylor Swift's vagina having the power to heal, Bill Cosby experiencing blind luck, Elizabeth Banks making shit up because why... read more

Ashley Graham Inspires Herself To Tears (VIDEO)

Ashley Graham stars in a new YouTube video where she inspires the shit out of various insecure women. The grab bag of test subjects are paraded out onto a photo shoot where they greet Jesus disguised as a plus sized model. read more

Lucy Hale Fat Shames Herself

Lucy Hale violated the politically proper designation of persons beautiful in every way including the severely overweight way by fat shaming herself in a casual manner on Instagram. The not yet thirty year old TV actress posted a Father's Day throwback pic of herself with... read more

Madonna Hoarding Young Men

Madonna is on to her next young victim. The Methuselah like pop singer dumped her twenty-six-year-old eldercare provider, Aboubakar Soumahoro, for the more mature thirty-one-year-old, Kevin Sampaio. read more

Chrissy Teigen Not Collecting the $45K Kardashian Surrogacy Bounty

Chrissy Teigen offered to be the surrogate for Kim Kardashian's third child. Outwardly, she seems a perfect match. The nearly identical levels of zero discernible talent yet large fan base by way of black music artist fucking and shameless sharing is like looking into a... read more

Warner Bros. Bachelor Investigation Finds Warner Bros. All Clear

Internal corporate investigations have the perception of being rigged and whitewashed. Largely from decades of rigged and whitewashed internal corporate investigations. read more

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Colin Kaepernick Using Reverse Psychology to Land a Job

Largely sub-par 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick remains unsigned by any NFL team this offseason. The Niners let him go either because the remaining years of his contract were dramatically overvalued, or because he's a Black Lives Matter lightning rod. read more

Johnny Depp Spent Like a Drunken Sailor

The business management firm Johnny Depp is suing for leaving him cash poor after twenty years of raking massive paydays is countersuing and releasing emails sent from their reps to Depp urging him to stop spending like a fucking twat baby.  read more

Erika Jordan Hoverboard Hottie and Shit Around the Web

Chanel Iman hits the beach, Lake Bell gets busty, and more! read more