Demi Lovato Hot Mesh and Shit Around the Web

Princess Leia cosplay, 12 days of Titsmas, and more! read more

Which Has a Longer Lifespan, Mayflies Or Porn Stars?

I pray that hot women with colorful tattoos taking their own lives doesn’t become a trend. I’d probably lose my mind if Christy Mack or Daizha Morgann decided to voluntarily kick the bucket.  read more

Open Post: How Much Would You Need To Get Paid Off To Be Sexually Assaulted?

Let's assume the person accosting you is pretty gross, like John Goodman or Khloé Kardashian, because you can't really be harassed by an attractive person. That's called a compliment. Ideally, I would have a Gwenyth Paltrow-level of payoff from being victimized -... read more

Avengers Cast Indian Gives Invitation To Viral Bullied Kid

Everyone tries so hard to have their hand personally influence “karma.” Celebrities coming to their own conclusions before having all of the facts isn’t anything new. The cast for Marvels’ The Avengers are nominated for a backlash award after their latest goof up,... read more

Free Lobotomies With Gigi Hadid's Hot Party Tips

Well my apologies to Bella Hadid, because while I've been making fun of her for being a botched whore Japanese sex robot, which obviously she is, her sister Gigi Hadid has apparently been providing the most brain dead interviews in the history of the universe, and might... read more

Kathy Griffen On How To Save A Career

Kathy Griffen lost her mind and then lost her career shortly thereafter. CNN cut ties with her and she was banned from co-hosting the annual New Years Eve special. She’s still upset over losing her pet Anderson Cooper. read more

Bieber’s Mom Doesn’t Just Like Gomez, She Likes Everyone

I’m not sure how Justin Bieber can look Selena Gomez in the eye anymore. She had intercourse with the enemy and was handed back like the plot in an episode of a Game Of Thrones spinoff. read more

Tavis Smiley, Fired and Fighting Back (VIDEO)

Smiley contends that investigators hired by PBS to look into allegations that he had sex with female employees intimidated witnesses to provide damming evidence against Smiley, and encourage them to embellish facts and circumstances.  read more

Emilia Clarke Stark Naked in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

This week on the Mr. Skin Minute, Emilia Clarke gets back to her topless ways on the seventh season of Game of Thrones, now out on DVD & Blu-ray! read more

Actresses Wearing All Black to the Golden Globes to Mourn the Death of Fun

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. In Hollywood, that reaction is measured entirely by symbolism, impotency, and the ability to incorporate fashion forward haute couture.  read more

Former Facebook Exec Admits Social Media Is Largely An Evil Time Sucking World of Hate

The former Facebook V.P. is making hay in the news by admitting to the world that Facebook and social media in general is tearing apart what's left of society, and doing so with open eyes to their wanton destruction. read more