Ivan Reitman's Daughter Has Breasts (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

No matter who holds the office of President, the ties that bind all men together is the desire to see chicks take off their tops. Also, we like sandwiches. read more

Teen Wolf Fans Refusing to Look at Dick

Tyler Posey is famous for starring on the MTV Teen Wolf show where lots of dudes kiss, for dating Bella Thorne, and now for having his cock playing selfies leaked onto the Internet. There's nothing worse than when you want to take a fewvids of your member and share it... read more

Sacre Blu! Sophie Marceau Goes Topless And Shit Around The Web

French hottie Sophie Marceau takes off her top once more. If you like the bare breasts of fifty year old women, this is your zinger. Also, we can be friends. read more

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Fiona Apple's Trump Protest Chant Certain to Catch On (AUDIO)

Everybody is doing their part to stop this monster Trump. Minus all the people who voted him into office obviously. Or the tons of other people who mostly don't give a shit. read more

Girl Scouts Feeling the Inauguration Hate

Girl Scouts used to be cute little she-devils who pushed poly-saturated cookies in front of the grocery store at the sharp end of a public shaming spear. Nobody could leave well enough alone. read more

Josh Gad Both Shaken and Sad (VIDEO)

Hollywood is taking a brief diversion from Trump hysteria to collectively gasp over how a German Shepherd was forced into a "virtual river" for a blue-screen action shot for the movie, A Dog's Purpose. The video is gruesomely shocking, if you're a nine year old girl who... read more

Zuckerberg Going Full Haole

It's easier for super rich people to be aggressive assholes 24x7. Secretly, everybody assumes you are. It's almost impossible to win with a gee-golly everyman front. Everyone will use it against you when you start suing tribal property owners in tropical lands to build... read more

Ciara Super Happy She Didn't Fuck Russell Wilson Before Marriage

Ciara reflected on her up to a few months of sacred celibacy with Russell Wilson while he immersed himself in conversion therapy and wished upon every star in the sky. Known for relationships with 50 Cent, Bow Wow, Amar’e Stoudemire, and Future, the latter confirmed with... read more

Trump Assassination Foiled By Twitter (VIDEO)

Some guy named Dominic Puopolo tweeted a video in which he said he was going to travel to the inauguration and kill Donald Trump. At least somebody's excited to actually be attending. read more

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Antonio Brown Apologizes (VIDEO)

Antonio Brown apologized for the Facebook Live video he streamed of coach Mike Tomlin's post game speech, in which he ironically told the team to "stay focused" and "keep a low profile." It turns out live streaming stuff in the locker room is against league rules, because... read more

Coco Austin Takes Her Tits To The Beach And Shit Around The Web

Coco Austin an her ginormous funbags hit the beach in a too small bikini. At some point makers of Atlas are going to name her a continent and school kids will have to update their textbooks. read more

Kardashian Reasons to Pen in Ocean's Eight

Hollywood's put women and Leslie Mann's gimp in charge of empowering women in film. Mostly they've come up with taking previously successful film franchises and rebooting them with female casts in the place of the original male cast. You give ideating a bad name, and that... read more