Chloe Khan Flotation Devices and Shit Around the Web

Behind the scenes at Victoria’s Secret, boob tube boobs, and more! read more

Lena Dunham Defends Her Guy Friend Against Teen Female Rape Accuser

This unmasking of Lena Dunham has been a shock to some number of followers who inexplicably didn't see her as a self-entitled, self-important, self-involved rich chick blowhard previously. read more

Can Someone Explain Bella Hadid's Hips

If beauty is pain, then Bella Hadid must be breathtaking, because she looks frankly excruciating in a new Instagram picture documenting her behind-the-scenes undie flashing at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Those who believe a woman's curves should look like boulders... read more

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Gwyneth Paltrow, Woman, Shall Never Compete With Other Women

Gwyneth Paltrow attended a Bumble app related event that encourages women to work together and network as if gossiping and backstabbing weren’t embedded in most women’s DNA. Has no one seen that show Bad Girls Club? Reality TV based on common occurrences. read more

Ruby Rose Hates All Haters

Ruby Rose went from looking like the Backstreet Boy that never was to Christopher Walken in a sequin dress after skipping a week’s worth of meals. And just like every other woman on this planet she’s upset over mean things people are saying about her appearance and... read more

Angelina Jolie Insists She's the Same Old Anorexic Angelina As Before

Jolie has appeared rail thin for many years now. It's easy to write this off as a natural body frame for Jolie. Much like her admitted cocaine and heroin consumption were natural sources of nutrition. read more

Ariel Winter Wishes To Be Wed

Everyday Ariel pushes the boundary of how else can the community of internet trolls come up with new ways to body shame the behemoth with big tatas. Being mean to a butterface on the Internet gets exhausting.  read more

Brandi Glanville, Mother of the Year

Siblings can be pretty simple minded sometimes. Who cares about a bed time when your older sister needs a picture with Brandi Glanville for social media, a closet shrine, or however she chooses to worship women who are more beautiful and famous. read more

Feminists Posing as Potterheads Want Depp Banished

Johnny Depp is poised to have a significant role in the upcoming sequel to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them as feminists posing as Harry Potter fans are insisting he be sacked. read more

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Body Shamed Brooke Hogan Not Backing Down

Most people who get made fun of don’t have millions dollars to wipe away their tears. That fact didn’t stop Brooke Hogan from crying about being body shamed and incorrectly labeled a transexual.  read more

Keegan Michael Key Upgrades His Woman

Keegan Michael Key is the perfect example of why you shouldn’t be with someone who makes you happy with a great personality. Because being an attractive ex is the only thing that makes alimony payments a little easier. read more

Gigi Hadid's Racism Bites Back At Victoria's Secret

The lesser of two evils, Gigi Hadid, has announced that she will not be heading to China for the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and many are speculating that her absence is more of a national policy than a whim decision due to a racist video featuring Hadid that... read more