The Olsen Twins Digging Older

The Olsen Twins used to be the anorexic rich crap signature merchandise designers you loved to hate while knowing nothing about them. Now you know something about them: they're dating and marrying much older wealthy well-known men. read more

Asshole Is Harder to Pull Off in Korea

Male pop stars are likely to be scandal plagued everywhere. It's in a man's nature to live as fast and hard and sex-filled as he is able. If that's poking the wife once a week before bed or banging seven groupies in a cocaine clouded orgy, it's all about taking what you... read more

Snapchat Spectacles Will ID Those Who Deserve to Be Punched the Most (VIDEO)

Snapchat is no longer Snapchat. It's now Snap, Inc. Under Snap Inc., thousands of barely legal girls will still be sharing photos of their tits. Phew. read more

Blake Griffin Apologizes Like a Winner

Blake Griffin hit up the Redbook of men's sports, The Player's Tribune, to drop a lengthy and very personal apology to Clipper's fans for punching an equipment manager last season and breaking his hand and for the Clipper's sucking in the playoffs every season. The letter... read more

Angelina Jolie Leaks Pitt Gone Wild Video

Angelina Jolie leaked a recording of her wasted husband acting like an asshole and harming nobody. You know what drives people to drink, the vague suspicion that your wife might be recording you on her cell phone. read more

Lisa Ling Stewing In Her Own Juices

Lisa Ling is a CNN personality, meaning she's hyper aware of her network's pro war pro Hillary pro Trump pro police pro corporate agenda, and doesn't give a shit. She is releasing a web series called This is Birth. Pass the pigs in a blanket. read more

Ariel Winter Ass First Strategem

Somehow this photo cleared the Zuckerberg bare bottom negation algorithm, and thank God it did. Ariel Winter's work needs to be seen, her voice heard, her ass painted. read more

Pia Mia Perez Pink Bikini Titties And Shit Around The Web

Pia Mia Perez is easily written off. Less easily so when showing off her titties in a pink bikini because you tried to write her off. Now who feels schooled? read more

Sex on Premium Cable Because The Good Shit Is Never Free (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

At least half of the Mr. Skin segments begin with this piece of hot actress doesn't show shit in this new major motion picture but here she is flashing her tits in some indie movie you never saw. read more

Adam LaRoche Joyriding Sex Trafficking Stings

When last we checked with huntsman and prematurely retired Chicago White Sox slugger Adam LaRoche, he was busting child sex rings in Vietnam for his adventure vacation. read more

Things Going Well Enough With Lily-Rose Depp

The daughter from the marriage Johnny Depp broke off to be with Amber Heard seems to be doing well. Gaunt, pale, heroin chic. It's all you can ask for at seventeen. At least once you've tossed both school and an honest job out the window as options. read more

Serena Williams Tits at Fashion Week

If anything you had to hope that lovable assaultive prankster Vitalii Sediuk took a crack at Serena Williams heading to her Fashion Week designer affair in Milan. read more