Sarah Palin - I Can See My Son's Reckless Assault From My House

Sarah Palin could be living off of polar bear flesh on an ice floe somewhere and no one would know or care, so she should be thankful that her son is basically Maury Povich or Dr. Phil's wet dream and still doing the family name proud by nabbing headlines. He probably... read more

Ben Affleck Unshaven, Staggering, Hanging With Blond, Standard Stuff

You know those scenes in the comics where Batman has hit rock bottom and they depict him unkempt and messed up and tripping over shit?  read more

ESPN Anchor Calls Co-Worker "Doll-face"; World Collapses

Lawrence and her sympathizers in the media, so almost all of the national media reporters, point out that the Buccigross-Lawrence released texts are a slap in the face to sexual harassment charges. Because men aren't really allowed to supply a defense in such public... read more

Anna Kendrick Told To Sell Sexy

When you’re involved in Hollywood you’re always expected to go above and beyond. Honestly telling Anna she should sex it up when it came to her wardrobe was getting off light when compared to the propositions so many other women were offered. read more

Kate Del Castillo Newest Stripper For Animals

Taking your clothes off always gets attention. Women love attention. The only thing better than having everyone stare at your naked body for attention is if you think you’re doing it for a good cause. read more

David Hasselhoff’s Husky Daughter Empowers Herself

Fat is being forced upon us ladies and gentlemen. Women who wobble when they walk from excessive weight are here to tell men what they should like. Having an attraction to a woman of normal weight is sexist. read more

Sports Illustrated Model Says Sexual Harassment Was Once Welcomed

According to former Sports Illustrated model Paulina Porizkova sexual harassment from men was how you knew if you were hot or not.  read more

Demi Lovato Hot Mesh and Shit Around the Web

Princess Leia cosplay, 12 days of Titsmas, and more! read more

Which Has a Longer Lifespan, Mayflies Or Porn Stars?

I pray that hot women with colorful tattoos taking their own lives doesn’t become a trend. I’d probably lose my mind if Christy Mack or Daizha Morgann decided to voluntarily kick the bucket.  read more

Open Post: How Much Would You Need To Get Paid Off To Be Sexually Assaulted?

Let's assume the person accosting you is pretty gross, like John Goodman or Khloé Kardashian, because you can't really be harassed by an attractive person. That's called a compliment. Ideally, I would have a Gwenyth Paltrow-level of payoff from being victimized -... read more

Avengers Cast Indian Gives Invitation To Viral Bullied Kid

Everyone tries so hard to have their hand personally influence “karma.” Celebrities coming to their own conclusions before having all of the facts isn’t anything new. The cast for Marvels’ The Avengers are nominated for a backlash award after their latest goof up,... read more