Bella Hadid Lingerie Eveningwear and Shit Around the Web

January Jones flashing, best of Kelly Brook, and more! read more

Al Franken, Not Unexpected Small Man Groper

"I felt gross. It'd be like being walking through the mall and some random person grabbing your butt. You just feel gross. Like ew, I want to wash that off of me." read more

Mariah Carey Hates Christmas

Mariah Carey is an entitled turd. When the world makes you the face of the top grossing pagan rooted holiday here in the states you’re supposed to say thank you.  read more

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Emilia Clarke Doesn't Want You To Think Game Of Thrones Is Hot

The Renaissance fair sex party known as Game of Thrones has become the go-to series for interfamily dark castle banging, but one of the show's biggest stars, Emilia Clarke, isn't here for your living room erection. Daenerys Targaryen Mother of Boobs herself opens up to ... read more

Kylie Jenner Peeved at Her Shitty Baby Shower

Unlike big sis's, Jenner's shower for her first rapper bastard baby was kept low-key, run entirely by E! television producers who forbid Jenner's girlfriend guests from posting selfies, snapchats, or any media of the lame "pajama garden party" whatsoever. read more

Jennifer Lawrence: "I Feel Like I Got Gang-Banged By The F**king Planet"

Jennifer Larence is claiming her piece of the rapey Hollywood pie by equating her nude pic hacking scandal to an intercontinental gang-bang. The former A-lister was one of the many victims of the Fappening, and while she hasn't actually been penetrated by every peen on... read more

Brett Ratner Russell Simmons The Sexual Harassment Super Duo

I didn’t care who Monica Lewinsky, Kim Kardashian, or Keri Claussen Khalighi was until genitalia belonging to men more famous than them gave them a platform. One is doing TED talks, one has her own TV show, and one is hoping for a silent payout. read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep. 72: Katee Sackhoff Butt and Tentacle Porn

This week on The Mr. Skin Podcast, Battlestar Galactica's Katee Sackhoff bares buns and lots of sideboob on the final season of Longmire, now on Netflix!  read more

Eve Wants Nicki Minaj To Think of the Children

Eve was Amber Rose with a rap contract. But now she wants to use “think of the children” to stop young women from expressing their sexuality for money. Slightly hypocritical when you started stripping underage at 17-years-old.  read more

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Tyrese Kidnapping Video Is Mile Marker Seven on His Road to Insanity (VIDEO)

Tyrese thought it'd be funny to post a stunt kidnapping video to Facebook at 3am. You can't post porn to Facebook, so assume anybody engaging Facebook videos at 3am is living on the fringes.  read more

Chloe Khan Flotation Devices and Shit Around the Web

Behind the scenes at Victoria’s Secret, boob tube boobs, and more! read more

Lena Dunham Defends Her Guy Friend Against Teen Female Rape Accuser

This unmasking of Lena Dunham has been a shock to some number of followers who inexplicably didn't see her as a self-entitled, self-important, self-involved rich chick blowhard previously. read more