Blake Griffin Apologizes Like a Winner

Blake Griffin hit up the Redbook of men's sports, The Player's Tribune, to drop a lengthy and very personal apology to Clipper's fans for punching an equipment manager last season and breaking his hand and for the Clipper's sucking in the playoffs every season. The letter... read more

Angelina Jolie Leaks Pitt Gone Wild Video

Angelina Jolie leaked a recording of her wasted husband acting like an asshole and harming nobody. You know what drives people to drink, the vague suspicion that your wife might be recording you on her cell phone. read more

Lisa Ling Stewing In Her Own Juices

Lisa Ling is a CNN personality, meaning she's hyper aware of her network's pro war pro Hillary pro Trump pro police pro corporate agenda, and doesn't give a shit. She is releasing a web series called This is Birth. Pass the pigs in a blanket. read more

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Ariel Winter Ass First Strategem

Somehow this photo cleared the Zuckerberg bare bottom negation algorithm, and thank God it did. Ariel Winter's work needs to be seen, her voice heard, her ass painted. read more

Pia Mia Perez Pink Bikini Titties And Shit Around The Web

Pia Mia Perez is easily written off. Less easily so when showing off her titties in a pink bikini because you tried to write her off. Now who feels schooled? read more

Sex on Premium Cable Because The Good Shit Is Never Free (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

At least half of the Mr. Skin segments begin with this piece of hot actress doesn't show shit in this new major motion picture but here she is flashing her tits in some indie movie you never saw. read more

Adam LaRoche Joyriding Sex Trafficking Stings

When last we checked with huntsman and prematurely retired Chicago White Sox slugger Adam LaRoche, he was busting child sex rings in Vietnam for his adventure vacation. read more

Things Going Well Enough With Lily-Rose Depp

The daughter from the marriage Johnny Depp broke off to be with Amber Heard seems to be doing well. Gaunt, pale, heroin chic. It's all you can ask for at seventeen. At least once you've tossed both school and an honest job out the window as options. read more

Serena Williams Tits at Fashion Week

If anything you had to hope that lovable assaultive prankster Vitalii Sediuk took a crack at Serena Williams heading to her Fashion Week designer affair in Milan. read more

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Amy Schumer and Blake Lively Tag Teaming Gender Bias

Amy Schumer put Girl's Life magazine on notice to quit it with the being pretty and having nice hair and makeup and breakup tip for girls. Especially in contrast to Boy's Life which features dream jobs for boys like fireman or fighter pilot or a guy cleaning a dog's... read more

Gucci Mane Not Wasting Time

Gucci Mane was just let off of house arrest after serving a few years in the joint for a weapons violation stemming from a probation violation stemming from his being a career criminal. He's been in and out of jail for the last fifteen years and in the meantime he's... read more

Lindsay Lohan Was Beaten

Lindsay Lohan spoke about her time banging Russian trust fund douche Egor Tarabasov, and has now revealed that he physically abused her. You should really never blame the victim. Yet sometimes it's helpful to question whether the victim is actually a victim, or if someone... read more