Memorial Day A Good Day for a Reckoning

Memorial Day is one of those occasions when it's harder for re-Tweeters to pretend their commitment to the social good is not merely an exercise in shrill masturbation. read more

Katy Perry, Migos Fake News Victims

Katy Perry's ultra-progressive appearances with hip-hop group Migos and a gaggle of drag queens on SNL was marred by rumors that Migos refused to perform with the queens. Not as comfortable as Perry with exploiting a marginalized group to buttressa waning career. read more

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Needless to say, a lot of exciting things are happening at MrSkin.com, and instead of going to a moderatelyfancy dinner or getting a Patagonia fleece that will make you look like a douche, spend your $149 for alifetime of celebrity nudity! This is what they call a... read more

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Priyanka Chopra Deep Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

Cleavage galore, Baywatch babes, and more! read more

Kim Zolciak New Ink

Kim Zolciak is working through a menu of 100 Desperate Fame Whore Moves as diligently as Lindsay Lohan through her Quran picture book. Hint, don't look at the Muhammed cartoony guy if you want to live. read more

Caroline Vreeland Breasts Amused

Not everybody gets into the good The AIDS parties in Cannes. Flash your social media stats and see where you land. There's the multi-million follower threshold for many of the more upscale galas. read more

Katy Perry Killing the Fap

One of the lesser noticed elements of the 2016 Presidential election was how all the female celebrities who pushed for Hillary committed with their own lady boy cropped hair cut. read more

Lindsey Pelas Spilling Out

Finding see-through bras you can wear as tops out to paparazzi laden nightspots is no simple task. Desperation slut wear brings up no search results on Amazon. read more

Jamie Foxx Has So Much Straight Sex It's An Issue

Putting to bed unfounded rumors that he's not a straight cowboy who loves having sex with women and can't possibly be gay, Jamie Foxx went on the Howard Stern show to brag about how much pussy he gets. read more

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Stella Maxwell Eats Pizza For Fat People

Supermodel Stella Maxwell spills the details of her pizza preferences during an exclusive interview with US Weekly. The twenty-seven-year-old shocks by divulging that her guilty pleasure is "A margarita pizza, thin crust!" read more

Wonder Woman Just For Women

“Apologies, gentlemen, but we’re embracing our girl power and saying ‘No Guys Allowed’ for one special night at the Alamo Ritz. And when we say ‘Women (and People Who Identify As Women) Only,’ we mean it. read more