Kardashian Reasons to Pen in Ocean's Eight

Hollywood's put women and Leslie Mann's gimp in charge of empowering women in film. Mostly they've come up with taking previously successful film franchises and rebooting them with female casts in the place of the original male cast. You give ideating a bad name, and that... read more

CJ Franco Has Got Some Skills

This is the twenty-something chick director Len Wiseman took to shtupping during the splitting up period from his wife, Kate Beckinsale. He previously dumped his then wife to hook up with Beckinsale who he directed on Underworld when the series was still worth a home... read more

Reza Farahan Fearful of Islamic Radicals

Reza Farahan is the one mustached Persian dude Bravo casting found who would suck a dildo on camera and get wasted and talk excitedly about man ass which made him eminently cast worthy for Shahs of Sunset. read more

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Lady Gaga Ungagged

The NFL picks their Super Bowl halftime musical act by assessing what guys who watch football have absolutely no interest in watching. It's a blatant play to keep female and kiddy household members at the TV screen when everybody else runs off to take a shit and re-fill... read more

FEMEN Is Losing the War of Attrition (VIDEO)

The topless marauding Euro-feminist group FEMEN started out as a tight knit group of shrieking Ukrainian women demanding big ideas like Marxist reforms and state subsidized maxi pads. read more

Lamar Odom Can't Break Free (VIDEO)

Prior to entering rehab last month Lamar Odom did a segment on the daytime show The Doctors explaining his decision to some shitty soap opera guy posing as a doctor. It's produced by Dr Phil, so assume its target audience is fat idiots. read more

Chelsea Handler Moving Forward

Variety did a fairly nauseating puff piece about Chelsea Handler, which intimated that her Netflix show may or may not take on a more serious tone in the future because of the Trump elections. read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 28: Alexandra Daddario's Swingers and Crossover Porn Stars

Today’s podcast is all about the best crossover porn stars, adult performers who took their naked skills to Hollywood productions read more

Kendall Jenner Bikinis Because It's What She Does And Shit Around The Web

Kendall Jenner shows off her bikini bod because bonus points for not fucking up her body with implants. Her sweet mum must be seething. And chasing her with a scalpel. read more

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Jessica Alba Likely Already Dead

Assuming a large upper arm tattoo takes some careful planning and premeditation for a life together, you have to be shaking deep in your soul when a random cop rolls up to show off a mega-tat of you he has on his bicep. read more

Steve Harvey Apologizes

Under the modern guidelines of everything being racist, everybody is a racist. The universal domain shrinks mightily when you get down to a dude who does a bit on national television about how white and black women want nothing to do with Asian men. read more

Bryana Holly Is the New Hot Chick Everybody's Dating

The role of about half-dozen super good looking not super well paid models is to date various second tier celebrities. Ryan Reynolds and Bradley Cooper can get their own high profile girlfriends. read more