Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed Dumb Couple Damage Control

Unattractive smart people are many times more self-aware than attractive dumb people. The former realize they need to go to school, achieve, and own a foreign car if they want to get laid. read more

Gigantic Monster Post-Baby Body

Fe-fi-fo-fum to you too. While everyone is focusing on Kris and Kylie Jenner's baby, let's turn to new mother and sassy starlet Serena Williams' hot new Insta post-baby snap as a brief distraction. And by hot I mean she could actually be Troy Polamalu. Except he would be... read more

Rachel Bilson Broke Up With Hayden Christensen

10 years is a long time to be with anyone. I have been barely able to commit to cell phone contracts for the required two years without boredom seeping in and wondering what was next after only six months. read more

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Tom Brady And Ivanka Trump Were A Thing According To Anthony Scaramucci

When your boss lets you go what’s the best way to get back at him without enough solid evidence to form a defamation lawsuit against yourself? Spread rumors about his daughter being a slut. read more

Kylie Jenner Pregnant Tease

According to sources close to the Kardashian family, or their public relations team led by pimp mom, Kylie Jenner is pregnant. Presumably by her most recent rapper boyfriend, Travis Scott.  read more

Dick Pic Gets Kid Show Yanked From Netflix

Creative people almost always find a way to incorporate a small piece of themselves into the things they produce. And that’s fine. As long as that small piece of you isn’t your penis. read more

Kanye West Weight Gain And Hair Plugs

Kanye West was caught by the paps barreling down a parking lot in Los Angeles looking like a random person's dad, complete with an extra forty pounds and some grid-like action on his head that sure looks like hair plugs to me. Oh dad, you're embarrassing me. But mostly... read more

Melissa Joan Hart's Vacation Inconvenienced by Hurricane Maria

Melissa Joan Hart was attacked on social media and eventually deleted her post on the worst thing that happened because of Hurricane Maria. How is it possible to have so much money in your possession and not pay someone to filter your insensitive stupidity.  read more

Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The difference between the original intro to Keeping Up With... read more

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Work Your Arm to Ana de Armas and Shit Around the Web

  Big booty beauties, Ashley Hart naked on the beach, and more! read more

Ian Somerhalder Tossed Nikki Reed's Birth Control Pills

You don't have to know the names of overtly good looking actors from CW shows to know the lady bloggers aren't going to find it cool when a husband independently tosses out his wife's birth control in order to get her pregnant.  read more

Lara Croft Reloaded Reboot Is Upon Us

Angelina Jolie fits the porn star aesthetic way more than Alicia. No one saw Tomb Raider for its strong female lead in the face of adversity. Movie tickets sold because men remembered Lara Croft was the closest thing to playable pornography taking place on PlayStation. read more