Sarah Silverman Backdoored and Ugly British Milk-Moms on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #54

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we delve into off-the-grid hippies with weird tit fetishes, Sarah Silverman's Twitter hacked by Anonymous, or so she claims, the re-death of Justin Bieber lookalike Tobias Strebel, Conrad Murray waiting a half dozen years after Jacko's death to declare him a pedo, and the oncoming death of NFL football.

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Kristen Bell Bare Assed and Pounded, It's a Thing (The Mr. Skin Minute Video)

Before Kristen Bell was doing Sears commercials in fuzzy sweaters and crying over the strides Dax Shepard was making in his lifelong recovery from having an older boy sticking his hand down his pants, she was never getting naked in movies. Good girls don't. Also annoying celebrity chicks who meddle in political issues of the masses from the third floor solariums oft their Brentwood estate homes.

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Ana Braga in A Bikini

This Brazilian chick with the bleached blond hair is either promoting soccer, the Olympics in Brazil, or how easy it is to take ambitious bikini models far away enough from the city that hounds won't sniff out her remains until next Spring. It's hard for a player out there.

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Naughty School Teacher Twisted Logic

Substitute teacher isn't so much a job as it is a commentary on your minimal level of professional achievement. Mary Beth Haglin ignored the ignominy inherent in her position and swiftly mounted a high school boy at the Iowa high school where she served as a sub.

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Jessica Valenti Drops Out

Feminist author and Rape Culture activist Jessica Valenti announced on Twitter that she's leaving Twitter claiming someone threatened to rape and murder her five year old daughter. The legitimacy of the threat is unclear as Valenti's screenshot function was broken on all of her various devices and she was unable to produce any evidence.

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Kendall Jenner Upselling Nips

Every Kardashian girl eventually comes to grips with the immortal question: how can I make a shit ton of money off of my tits?

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JoJo Forced Emaciation

JoJo is officially back. The ten percent of people who remember her were concerned. The now 25 year old former 13 year old "next Britney Spears" is releasing new music so it seemed like the right time to mention her former label forced her to take injectable appetite suppressants. Even the Kardashians would shudder at that level of anabolic commitment, then ask for a bigger hypodermic.

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DNC Using Craigslist Hired Cheerers (VIDEO)

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton each received raucous almost Kim Jong Un level reactions to their speeches at the Democratic National Convention, an annoying institution carefully situated between football and basketball season when we really start slumming it for entertainment. Part of the crowd's enthusiasm, outside of their obvious susceptibility to shallow propaganda and recycled clichés may have stemmed from the...

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Lamar Odom Ditches Intervention

Lamar Odom reportedly refused to attend an intervention staged by his family, which if you are hooked on drugs is a pretty good idea. Thanksgiving is a chore, this sounds like an absolute buzz kill. The anxiety of constantly scoring crack and upping your resting heart rate to 170 is no doubt crippling.

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Kelly Rohrbach Burnt Ass Checked By Valet

Dudes who trek twenty miles across barren desert to enter the U.S. know you keep your skin covered in the midday sun. Valets don't get a lot in this world. A peek at Kelly Rohrbach's sunburnt ass might be your complete upside.

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Serena Williams Big Strong Bottom And Shit Around The Web

Serena Williams ass isn't for everyone, but if it chooses you, your opinion doesn't matter so much. That ass will tear down walls and plow through drywall to get what it wants. Once you're on the list, simply submit.

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Kim Zolciak And Teen Daughter Injected

There comes that moment as a parent when you need to look your kid over and be honest with yourself about their potential. Not everybody's going to invent a social media app. That's when you get down to lining them up in a certain commercially viable trade. If you're a carpenter, you get them into the building crafts early and hope they take to it. If you're a reality show whore with fake hair and tits, you take your...

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Sara Jean Underwood Pokemon Cosplay

Sara Jean Underwood used to be a staple at Comic-Con. Now she's busy printing money at home. In-person nerd runs are fraught with horrible body odor aromas and grabby virgins. Underwood now homages comics and cosplay from the natural setting where she creates all her picturesque titty pictures.

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The Disturbing Allen Family Gaining Traction

Because we no longer live in a world where freaky people are caged and forced to perform geek shows for drunk fat guys who wandered into the unmarked tent at the County Fair, families like The Allens preaching all natural child rearing in England are given serious attention. As with all things British, this story begins with an unpleasant looking chick with shitty teeth saying nonsensical things with complete...

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Warren Sapp Shark Bit

There are several signs Warren Sapp isn't doing well in retirement. There were the stories about how everybody at the NFL Network secretly named him the most hated person at office cake parties he wasn't invited to. He didn't last long as he was fired after his girlfriend filed domestic violence charges against him for stepping on her head and biting her in Vegas.

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