Black Players Sensing the Josh Brown Double Standard

Black former and current players in the NFL want to know why the Commissioner seems to be running a lose and completely objective standard on penalties for beating your wife or girlfriend. I mean, you gotta beat them, but shouldn't the penalties be the same whether you're... read more

Victoria Justice Covered Topless And Shit Around The Web

Victoria Justice is topless except for some strategically placed hair. She's never shown her tits and she's approaching 24. Let's pretend she's wild in bed. It takes the edge off. read more

Blac Chyna Covered Up

Blac Chyna has taken to motoring around Los Angeles in a black hoody, covered from head to toe like a Suge Knight sized ninja. Coming in and out of a 200,000 car nobody bought with money they truly earned violates at least seven rules of stealthiness. read more

Mickey Rourke With Dog And Purse

Nature is a tricky thing to fuck with. That was the message of Jurassic Park, it's eight sequels, and fifty-seven ripoffs. Of course, scientists are constantly fucking with nature as that's also how we get the polio vaccine and sugar-free cheesecake. Sometimes you get a... read more

Bruce Jenner Back in the Saddle

Bruce Jenner's tits and jaunty lady laugh couldn't carry his own reality show, but he's back in the mix on the mothership filming for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Bruce may be on his fiftieth year of transitioning into a lady, but he still loves the manly pursuits of... read more

Miley Cyrus Stumping for Hillary

In the final weeks of the Presidential Election that began in earnest forty years ago for Hillary Clinton, the campaign has dispatched the likes of Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus to college campuses to remind the kids who their only choice is on election day. read more

Britney Plays Through (VIDEO)

There's some kind of special pressure not to pause in the middle of your act when you're lip-synching to pre-recorded tracks. There's probably a few girls in Senegal with a phonograph who still believes Britney sings lives. read more

Ashley Graham Still Yapping About Her Fat (VIDEO)

Speaking into a camera for three minutes about your looks is vain by definition. No man would allow a woman to run-on thusly in his presence unless he was super confident there was sex at the end. Even then, five minutes into wonder of me speech and he'd fake an emergency... read more

Jessica Drake Trump Rape Story

There aren't many people left with less credibility than Donald Trump. In fact C-list porn stars might be the only person not deserving the benefit of the doubt since they let people jizz on their chins for fifteen hundred dollars, footage of which can easily be pulled up... read more

Khloe And Lamar Done

Khloe Kardashian is officially divorcing Lamar Odom, coincidentally at the exact moment the news cycle had lost interest. When most people get a second chance at life they for some reason decide they want to do something involving horses. Odom thoroughly reflected and... read more

Sara Jean Underwood Keeping the Rolls

This chick inspires me. I love people that find a niche and milk the shit out of it. This tit may never run dry. read more

Amy Schumer Climbed the Right Ladders and DiCaprio Eaten By His Own On The Last Men on Earth Podcast #64

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I deep dive into how infantile supposedly educated people become when discussing politics, wonder whether any DiCaprio types can ever be taken seriously as social activists, worry about the future of rich narcissistic dead... read more