Chicks in Hijabs and Politically Correct Amusement Park Rides Have Our Oysters Roasting in the Last Men on Earth Podcast #61

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I dug deep into our hearts to call bisexuals a bunch of closeted gay people, wonder what the fuck happened to Playboy magazine, declare the gender equality war to be won, done, and over outside of Djibouti, and I'm pretty... read more

All The Titties Still on Netflix (Mr. Skin Minute VIDEO)

While traditional media continues to consume itself upon a devolving twist of desexualized family friendly 1950's content, the smart money is sticking with grown up entertainment. read more

Bachelorette Jasmine Lorimer Bikinis Well And Shit Around The Web

Canadian Bachelorette Jasmine Lorimer looks better in a bikini than any Canuck in history. Not a crazy high bar, but still a thing all the same. read more

Amber Rose Body Shamed

Another wig, another day. It's hard to tell is Amber Rose is super annoying as a habit or she's amped it up to give her various radio and TV talk shows some attention. Most likely a combo. read more

Jolie Preparing for War

Angelina Jolie is gearing up the war team. She really wants those multicultural bundle of kids. After hiring hardcore divorce attorney Laura Wasser in Los Angeles, Jolie has retained the not inexpensive services of Judy Smith, the fame D.C. crisis manager who's handled... read more

Douche Wants Jim Carrey's Money

The loser Scientologist estranged husband of Jim Carrey's dead girlfriend is suing him for her wrongful death, in hopes that next time a loved one dies he can afford to attend the funeral. read more

Martin Shkreli To Be Punched For Charity

Martin Shkreli is desperately trying to win over his haters. A new haircut would be a good start. He just auctioned off the rights to "repeatedly pummel me in the face" to a woman in Florida for $50,000. If he dies, he dies. read more

Sara Jean Underwood Post-Feminism

After a long hard day there's no better way to relax than with a long slow pull of female objectification. It's like drinking, but you can drive yourself home safely even after an hour of pounding. read more

Knott's Berry Farm Badgered Into Shutting Down It's Crazy

Knott's Berry Farm used to be a Berry Farm. Don't ask me how I know that. A few light rides were enough to drive ticket sales many decades ago. Now they have fiery fast roller coasters and gang banging to go with the fruit preserves. read more

Gisele Bundchen Vacations In A Thong Bikini And Shit Around The Web

Gisele Bundchen let's us see that thong in Italy. She's never been a crazy attractive woman but she perfected how to be anorexic without looking sickly. That's a breakthrough in the objectification of women sciences. read more

Kerrie McMahon Topless Plan Isn't Working Peachy

Kerrie McMahon is that Irish born model who came to the U.S. and immediately complained about how aggressive the men are. Including guys who are now stalking her. If her plan was to counter horny loons with tons of barely covered titty modeling shots, it's not working. read more

Chelsea Clinton Cosmo Puff Piece Promotes Rape Culture

Every Presidential candidate as their go-to ball licking media outlets. The Clintons have Hearst and their New York women's magazines in the pocket. Daughter Chelsea was scheduled up with a softball spread about her mom in Cosmopolitan but became counter-programmed by... read more