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Alabama Also Says DTF Teachers Good to Go With Their Teen Students

An Alabama judge declared it unconstitutional to punish teachers for banging their sixteen and over students since that is the age of majority in the Southern state. read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 58: Amy Schumer's Breast & A Phoebe Cates Flash(back)

The boob tube is back on top this week, with a scorching lesbian-tinged threesome on Insecure, and Jessica Biel getting some oral pleasure on The Sinner. Amy Schumer’s nude debut in Snatched is finally out on Blu-ray, and it’s certainly tickling our funny bone. Plus,... read more

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Gigi Hadid Underwhelms

I thought people turned to Vogue for aspirational fashion. Not to dress like a woman Cara Delevingne would Snapchat herself tongue fucking in an Urban Outfitters changing room.   read more

Tiger Woods Toxicology Report Is a National Emergency

Toxicology reports were force-released by an ESPN public records request, revealing Woods blood contained zero alcohol. Though a nice cocktail of Vicodin, Dilaudid (Morphine derivative), Xanax, Ambien, and weed. read more

Are Reality Show Attention Whores Worse Than Neo-Nazis?

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New 18% Tax For Being The Wrong Gender

A vegan cafe in Melbourne, Australia is charging any man wishing to patronize their business 18% tax. Just for having a penis. read more

Kylie Jenner Depressed

Kylie Jenner battles depression while muppet mom Caitlyn Jenner hovers a chicken over her face in a harrowing preview of this Sunday's Life of Kylie. The botched celebrity can't seem to catch a break on the Internet, and in the clip, she further laments the pitfalls of... read more

Taylor Swift Sexual Assault Merit Badge

Taylor Swift prevailed in her case against the Denver radio DJ who goosed her ass during a post-show photo op four years ago. The wheels of patriarchal injustice grind slowly.  read more

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Tom Cruise Stunt Queen

In these time - aka all times - we rely on celebs to bring the yucks, and nobody is yuckier than Tom Cruise injuring himself on set while filming Mission Impossible Thirty: Safely Crossing The Road. Cruise's mission does indeed end up being impossible, as the... read more

Bieber Denied By Bigger Whore Theory

Justin Bieber apparently trolls through Instagram looking for hot chicks to compliment publicly and privately DM to see if they're down to fuck. That's supposed to be a damning comment. It might be approximating his first admirable characteristic. read more