Robert Blake and Pamela Hudak Seem Happy

It's wrong to assume that a woman only marries an elderly man for his creature comforts and amassed financial resources. Though it's true every single time. Think it on the inside, Johnny Full of Facts. read more

Amber Heard Humble Hero

Amber Heard recalls a crazy day seven years ago when she took the plunge and told an Ellen show website interviewer that she was bisexual. Obviously the reporter was also gay, as was everybody else within eight nautical miles of Ellen's re-imagined Isle of Lesbos luxury... read more

Ask Tyler: Start Swiping

Tyler:All my friends use tinder to get laid, but it never works for me. I'm not the best looking dude, but not the worst either. What am I doing wrong? read more

Hollywood Comes to the Rescue of Leggings Girls

You knew it would it would take some extraordinary turn of events to rip palatial living Twitter warriors away from their laser beams of 140 character anti-Trump truth. Done. read more

Demi Rose Not Without a Plan

This chick used to bang Tyga. That's the simplest way to express an entire character back story in one terse statement. Sexism doesn't happen in a vacuum. read more

Jon Gosselin Taking It All Off (VIDEO)

It was never clear what Jon Gosselin was doing to pay the rent after being booted by his baby mama and reality show in one fell swoop. Kate Gosselin was clearly the brains behind the child slave auction to TLC. read more

Hailey Baldwin Isn't Really Pissing

Hailey Baldwin is super famous model for reasons nobody can explain with a straight face. She's the fifth hottest girl in her family. Nobody's heard her speak. That's as close as you may come to unraveling the mystery. read more

Ariana Grande Dick Bike

Every song Ariana Grande sings is a metaphor for getting fucked until she can't walk. You'd think with that literary premise her audience might be men who want to fuck her until she can't walk. read more

Cory Booker In Love With Mindy Kaling

New Jersey Senator Cory Booker is in the bullpen for next time the illuminati need a black guy. He's from Newark, the most crime ridden city in America. He's really into putting cameras everywhere to catch the bad guys. read more

An All Boob Tube Edition of the Mr. Skin Minute

Mr. Skin's weekly look at the best nudity news is focused on television this week read more

Arianny Celeste Topless In Mexico And Shit Around The Web

Arianny Celeste let her titties free in the ancient Mayan city of Tulum. She's part Mexican so this is allowed. Also, her body is amazing. Note to chubby German eco-tourists. You don't have the same privileges. read more

Chrissy Teigen Back to Drunk (VIDEO)

Chrissy Teigen used to be a fun drunk. That's how she made her bones. Posting ripped on Twitter after midnight and posting stupid shit. The kids call it speaking truth to power. read more