Halloween Remains the Slutty Holiday

Slutty's an overwrought adjective. But how else to describe wearing the sexy version of an eleven year old girl's iconic wardrobe for a party full of drunken men dressed as Donald Trump? read more

Colin Kaepernick Shitty Pocket Passer and Lawyer Picker

Colin Kaepernick is like that other gift that keeps on giving after a one-night stand. Just when you think he's gone, blammo, that sucker's flaring something awful. So I'm told. read more

Britney Spears Handicapable Tit Artist

Britney Spears delivers the only funny Saturday Night Live skit I've seen in ten years in a new Instagram video demonstrating her surprising comedic chops. Or, she's proving that she's thriving with a severe mental handicap and should be applauded for knowing how to open... read more

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Woody Allen The Weinstein Sympathizer

Feeling the floodgates of forced fornication allegations breaking, Woody wants his possible secrets to stay secret. When you’re openly in love with your adopted daughter there’s no telling what else you could be hiding. read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep. 67: Nudity on 'The Deuce' and Butt Massaging Kardashians

This week on the Mr. Skin Podcast, we've got another skintastic week on the boob tube read more

JLo Jiggled Junk For Donations While Mark Anthony Robbed For Millions

Jennifer Lopez definitely cares about the distraught individuals left in the wake of a devastating hurricane. So she helped out the best way she knew how. Her ass.  read more

Pink and Carey Hart Aren't Having Sex

“Then you’ll go through times when you haven’t had sex in a year. Is this bed death? Is this the end of it? Do I want him? Does he want me?” read more

Olivia Culpo in The Hair Down There and Shit Around the Web

Bare bootied celebrities, boob tube nudity, and more! read more

Blossom Tells Young Actresses to Put Some Clothes On

There are any number of reasons to find actress Mayim Bialik annoying. But she does offer two things almost no other woman in Hollywood can offer: uncensored opinion and never having been hired for her good looks. Quick, name somebody else (who isn't the obligatory heavy... read more

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Mischa Barton Sued For Backing Up Into A Building

Mischa Barton’s first mistake was looking towards Hollywood Medium to help her with her uncle’s unresolved death. And backing a U-Haul into a building wasn’t too far behind on her ever growing list of fudge ups. read more

Paige VanZant Sexy Selfie for Eating Disorder

Paige VanZant is one of the few women participating in MMA that isn’t too bad to look at. She easily beats out most of her UFC peers in the looks department alone just but having a jawline that suggests she’s actually been 100% female for her entire life.  read more

Britney Spears Here To Comfort Vegas Victims

I wonder what level of confused you have to be when washed up celebrity singer Britney Spears becomes your sole sense of security after a mass shooting.  read more