Scheglova Stuck in Russia

This Russian lingerie etc. model will not make it out West until she figures out a better name. Do they still call it the Soviet Union? They do not. Then why are you still going by Anastasiya Scheglova. Think Ana Shields and you're one degree of separation from sitting on... read more

Lady Gaga Sheer Showoff And Shit Around The Web

Lady Gaga wears a sheer shirt and no bra. She needs attention. The kind only a man or potentially a broomstick with a fake mustache attached could provide. read more

Sarah Jessica Parker Says Neigh to EpiPen

Sarah Jessica Parker has cut ties with EpiPen even though they make the Epinephrine emergency injector she slams into her son's chest plate any time he even sees a TV ad for peanut butter. Also, they hired her to mention she loved it. read more

Instagram Is Ruining Women's Equality Day

If feminism stands for anything, it's the right of largely unattractive Millennial women to bare their tits a few times a year in weirdly conceived hashtag movements. A deeper investigation would likely show most of these protest marches were conceived online by men... read more

Narcos Is How Tits on TV Should Be (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, be as family friendly phony as you like. All of their original shows feature similar naked chicks with big tits. That's smart money. read more

Alicia Arden in A Bikini

Seeing so many older B-movie and former soap actresses taking their tits to revealing digital media shoots makes me wonder what the fuck happened to these women before high speed modems. read more

Porn Can't Catch a Break

Righteous people hate porn because they know it's bad, they just can't prove it. In the face of study results showing porn doesn't really do much harm, excluding how fucked up the actors get, religious and conservative groups tirelessly work to build a case against porn... read more

Taylor Swift Distractions

Hope for the best and plan for the worst. When things are going well for Taylor Swift, you'll see none of her tits. During publicity recessions, she's suddenly the bustiest chick in the room. Dressed like a co-ed aiming for the captain of the football team. Consider this... read more

Lena Dunham, Lingerie Model

In a sign that our world is going Krypton, Lena Dunham and her Girls co-star Jemima Kirke are being paid to model lingerie. It's being labeled a Body Positive Lingerie Campaign because everything horrible has a constructive name. The Final Solution. What are you solving?... read more

Johnny Depp Not Risking Anything

Amber Heard has gone on record as saying she will be giving the $7 million she got for extorting her husband to a couple of charities, including the ACLU, even though that's not actually a charity. How admirable, yet does the ACLU really advocate for the rights of... read more

Larry King's Wife Has A Type

Is your wife really cheating on you when she's your eighth one and twenty-five years younger than octogenarian you? What did you think was going to happen? read more

Taylor Swift Spandex Booty And Shit Around The Web

Say what you want about her, Taylor Swift has a tight ass. You could spank it, if it's the last thing you want to do on this planet before being taken out by moonlighting Mossad security. read more