Jihadists Continue to Be Super Gay

If there's an attribute common to any zealot, it's an overwhelming self hatred for impure thoughts. Inevitably about wanting to stick your dick into children or members of the same sex. read more

Doutzen Kroes' Nest and Shit Around the Web

Leaked Alison Brie pics, TV nudity news, and more! read more

Huma Abedin Single and Ready to Mingle

As far as divorcee dating goes, if you're looking for a 40-year old anorexic Muslim chick with a husband of convenience in the slammer on sex crimes, a child being maintained somewhere by interns, and a best friend leading the #Resistance in a fat pantsuit, Tinder up Huma... read more

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Cher's Teenager Tits Disconcerting

Cher wore nor one but two revealing outfits while performing at this weekend's Billboard Music Awards. Millennials thought they were cheering on their favorite RuPaul's Drag Race queen. read more

Beyoncé Bare Belly Push Party For Africa

A very pregnant Beyoncé celebrated her upcoming multiple reconstructive surgeries with an African-themed Carter Push Party at her home in Beverly Hills. read more

Ask Tyler: Sweet Sixteen

Ask Tyler: I am a father of a 16 year old girl. Recently she has started dating a classmate that I thought was a nice kid. Just to be safe I put a gps tracking software on my daughters car. Well I guess it's my car, I bought it for her. Anyways, I have been following her... read more

Miley Cyrus Brought Herself to Tears

Miley Cyrus has re-launched herself for the seventh time. Each launch generates tons of negative comments from the general public followed by tens of millions of dollars into the Miley Cyrus Foundation for a Kick Ass Life. read more

Nicki Minaj Secretly Sponsoring Village in India

Nicki Minaj took to Instagram to casually drop in a series of publicized photo posts that she's been financially supporting a village in India for the past couple of years. Minaj is so humble, nobody even know about it. read more

Japan Has Shitty Billionaires

Yusaku Maezawa started an online clothing business in Japan at twenty-three. Within a decade he was a billionaire and spending his money on shitty imprint t-shirts and super expensive paintings. Last week he paid $110 million at auction for an untitled painting by black... read more

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Elephant Hunter Crushed To Death By Elephant

It's impossible to argue with hunters over the legitimacy of their passion. The decent hunters blend seamlessly with the yahoos. The guys who respect nature are out there with the drunk dudes blowing birds away with AK's. read more

Danny Morais Ass Paint

If you can finger paint half decent in preschool, everybody in your family circle will insist you're born to be an artist. Your chances of growing from there into self-sufficient professional artist is now 1 in 500,000. Similar to the kid in fifth grade with the accurate... read more

Alyssa Arce Offends With Nudity (VIDEO)

Not everybody is happy with Alyssa Arce posting a video of herself naked in the shower. Ninety-percent of her Instagram audience are dudes looking to tug one out. Veiled nudity can be a hinderance to a copious sock ejaculate. read more