Mario Batali Handled Rump Roast Without Consent

Mario Batali probably believed that he was untouchable. And for the most part he was when most women were asked what they thought of him. No woman wanted to willingly handle Batali’s sausage so he cooked up a recipe that led to him losing a culinary empire just in time... read more

Netflix Openly Bragging About How Much They Spy on Their Users

By this point in the online and social media space time continuum, everybody with a frontal lobe is aware that digital service providers are collecting and sharing and selling user usage data.  read more

Icky Azalea Frankly Disturbing In New Selfie

Since apparently Bella Hadid's tits were too blasé for you guys yesterday, today we're upping the ante with an Icky Azalea botched Instagram selfie that will make your peen question science, humanity, and Tijuana plastic surgeon ethics, and then seek therapy and head... read more

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Donovan McNabb Liked Himself a Squirter

Donovan McNabb, Marshall Faulk and a half-dozen other NFL Network former and current ex-athlete show hosts were named in legal complaint filed by Jami Cantor, a long time wardrobe stylist employed by the Network. read more

Jada Pinkett-Smith Super Annoying, But Right This Time

Jada Pinkett Smith can't help but sound super irritating. She speaks like a college freshman lesbian who suddenly uncovered racism in America. Only part of that description is accurate.  read more

Blind Item: Director And B-List Wife Holiday Wine Bottle Hurling

Which director chucked a bottle of wine at his B-list wife before she slashed him with the broken glass? Your guess is as good as mine with this blind item. read more

Kelly Brook Busty in Fur and Shit Around the Web

The ladies of The Bachelor, nudity on DVD and Blu-ray, and more! read more

Kate Winslet Believes Woody Allen’s Is Really A Woman

According to Kate Winslet Woody Allen may be in possession of a fallopian tube or two inside. The duo’s Wonder Wheel movie isn’t doing too well with critics so she really doesn’t have much to lose when defending Woody.  read more

J Law Sexually Free Woman After All The Abuse

Jennifer took the opportunity to take what it means to be a victim and magnify it tenfold. Things are hard on a young woman when you’re attractive, rich, famous, and most of the world knows what you look like without clothes.  read more

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Hannibal Buress Buzzed And Belligerent

Hannibal Buress was involved in an arrest that could have been avoided had he not had one too many slippery nipple shots on Ocean Drive.  read more

Farrah Abraham’s Neon Panty XXXMas Party

Farrah Abraham’s clam is still fetching quite the coin these days. If I was her I would tattoo my muff on my arm as homage and the reason why I’m not homeless yet. read more

Bella Hadid Robo Boobs In New York City

Beep boop bop boop beep. Japanese sex robot to the stars Bella Hadid let her tits spill out all over Brooklyn yesterday while recharging her batteries on the set of some porn photo shoot. People legitimately seem to care about these pap smear pics from the... read more