Pirelli Calendar Ruined and Amber Heard Beaten on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #68

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I try to figure out how a titty wall calendar became a testament to intentionally aged and wrinkled women, why Tom Cruise will never find happiness no matter his amulet count, offer some advice to Mariah Carey on breakup... read more

Toni Garrn Bikinis On A Boat And Shit Around The Web

Sexy Toni Garrn struts her stuff in a tiny bikini on a boat. If Leonardo DiCaprio could only see what he gave up now. Though he'd have to see it while fucking five other hotter women, so probably not as disappointing. read more

Joanna Krupa Sideboob and Panties for the Animals

Joanna Krupa has a long history of helping out animals. Some that used to pay her handsomely for dates. Others smaller and furrier and in need of rescue. read more

Man, Cable TV Is Getting Good and Raunchy (Mr Skin Minute VIDEO)

Premium cable television has become everything you'd hoped it could become if you were frustrated trying to beat off to the first fifty years of television. read more

Irina Shayk Is Throwing Pots and Having Bradley Cooper's Baby

Irina Shayk is pregnant. Out of decorum, news outlets are refusing to state definitively that the baby belongs to Bradley Cooper who's been fucking Shayk for almost a year now. Though that decorum makes Shayk seem even sluttier. read more

Chelsea Handler Run Hide Fight

The common through line of doleful celebrities lamenting the loss of Hillary Clinton is the intense focus of how the election results affected them personally. Less so how the Family First economic plan shall never be enacted. Whatever the hell that was. read more

Barbados Needs a Better Tourism Board (VIDEO)

Barbados is celebrating its 50th year of Independence from British colonial rule. That's the day they finally told the English to leave, then promptly created four-color travel brochures reminding them how much they secretly liked fucking black chicks. read more

The Arquettes Are Starting A Charity

From an outside perspective, Alexis Arquette seemed like a really annoying blowhard. She became obsessed with outing cloested gay celebrities while simultaneously having the closet AIDS. Given your shitty logic, you may have inflicted some harm on people, no? read more

Scientology Isn't Kidding

Scientology may be based on a series of Roger Ramjet cartoon plots, but they don't fuck around when it comes to protecting the name brand. Within moments of Leah Remini announcing her A&E Scientology documentary series, the Church produced a website to tell the true... read more

The Moon Ruined Buzz Aldrin

Walking on the moon as a relatively young man is like being captain of the football team and banging the hottest chick in high school. You've got a lifetime ahead of you and there's nowhere to go but down. Classic early peaking. read more

Oprah Winfrey Seems Like A Fucking Weirdo

Oprah Winfrey spackled a ton of makeup on and brought her gay husband and lesbian lover on the same vacation. Lacking basic self awareness, she also hired an overpaid photographer to document the whole thing. read more

Lindsay Lohan Shockingly Only 30

Lindsay Lohan is officially the youngest cougar on earth. It's almost like in porn where they only have teens and milfs. Certainly there should be an in between but apparently not. You just leap from one to the other. read more