Bella Hadid and Stella Maxwell Kickoff Milan With Nipples

Fashion Weeks are like the Annual Fundraising Drives at your local elementary school, they take place five times a year and everybody pretends that's kosher. read more

Rihanna Is Your Humanitarian of the Year

Rihanna's Humanitarian of the Year Award from Harvard University surprised many people who didn't realize you could be a hard partying auto-tuned pop star and also be extremely charitable. read more

Jackie Evancho Wants Tranny Toilets Back

Under the former President the nation's schools were ordered to provide self-identified gender restroomfacilities. Nobody knew what that meant so they just told anybody with a dick not wearing a dressto piss in the bushes behind the portables. read more

Sinead O'Connor Pulling Back

Sinead O'Connor has had an interesting past couple of three years. Doubtful she remembers much of it. Facebook Memories will certainly help in that regard. read more

Courtney Stodden Aging Gracefully

Courtney Stodden is divorcing husband Doug Hutchison even though the two are continuing to live together since neither can independently afford rent in Los Angeles. Contrary to fairy tales, the pedophile you meet at fifteen never turns out to be your real soul mate. read more

Jay Z Makes Songwriters Hall Of Fame

Do you actually know anyone who's been to a Hall of Fame of any kind? Sounds really fucking lame. You get a pass if you're in Cleveland because what else is there to do. Same with Cooperstown. read more

Sarah Dunsey Fake Sex Trafficking Stunt (VIDEO)

17 year old high school drop out Sarah Dunsey of Logan, Utah, went missing from the MGM Grand last month. A few days later her mother, an unemployed slightly overweight model named Amie Ellis posted a YouTube video along with her husband, begging for help. read more

Next Norwegian Up And Shit Around The Web

Frida Aasen is your next future Scandinavian swimsuit and lingerie model winner. It's a genetic lottery. Sorry, Serbia, back to the drawing board. read more

Viki Odintcova Risks Death To Bring Life to Your Dick (VIDEO)

For the longest time, the limits of the modeling sciences were looking good and showing off your breasts. Everything is about to change. read more

Lea Michele Making Magic

It's been a month since Lea Michele promised her second album heavily influenced by great singers such as Celine Dion and herself and Tiny Tim. Her first album 'Louder' thoroughly tanked but a followup was offered because her Glee following has yet to ebb and she didn't... read more

Kylie Jenner's New Tits Like the Old Tits Only Bigger

It's unclear how many tit jobs Kylie Jenner's undergone since puberty but add up her reps denials and divide by two to be conservative. read more

Kate Moss To the Rescue

Teen model Lottie Moss is out of control with the partying. Her mum has called in the big guns for support. Older half-sister Kate Moss. There's something to be said for seeking counsel from somebody who's been there before in terms of booze and drugs and sleeping around... read more