Kellyanne Conway Gets Comfy

Kellyanne Conway must know exactly what she's doing. First off, the amateur porn name. Chicks get bored and act weird, increasingly with age. Conway is merely trying to solidify her post on the cougar totem pole, for this you can't blame her. read more

Adriana Lima Deep Thoughts

At some point we may want to stop interviewing supermodels, or at least admit that we're being condescending by pretending what they're saying isn't mostly garbage. read more

Gary From Chicago Maybe Tried to Rape Somebody

This is precisely why Hollywood champions the common man while trying their best to stay several fences and five bodyguards away. Every Oscars telecast requires a cool staged-live interstitial event to give it the feel of 'anything can happen'. This while every single... read more

Julie Leger Naked HS Track Run and Shit Around the Web

Remember that day Julie Leger took bath salts and stripped naked and chased down the boys track team? She was a fun gal, that Julie. (Casey Anthony) read more

Ireland Baldwin Naked As You Can Be On Instagram

The life of aimless rich chick mirrors closely the life of aimless broke-ass chicks, only with less dangerous venues. The booze and smokes are better for the wayward girls of means. Rather than whipping out your tits for crumpled dollars at Jumbo's Clown Room, there's... read more

Just Another Hippo Dead in South Central (America)

The best cure ever for being mired in the America-is-going-to-hell dark thoughts is a little trip around the rest of the world. It's a fucking sewer. read more

Emma Watson Feminist Washed Belle

The trouble with being an outspoken moralist on any issueis that time you want to take a break, maybe have that drink, or smoke that weed, or rake in fifteen million for headlining a live action remake of Disney's Beauty and the Beast. read more

Brian Cullinan Screwed the Pooch

PricewaterhouseCoopers fell on the sword for providingthe wrong envelope to Warren Beatty before he made what looked like the last walk of his life on stage to announce the Best Picture Winner alongside Faye Dunaway. read more

Golden Planned Parenthood Pins Snuck Into Oscars

Nothing says rebellious symbolism like wearing a pin so tiny you have to later on direct people to people blown up photos of the pin and explain to them the nature of the rebellion. Emma Stone and a handful of other Oscar attendees living on the bleeding edge of social... read more

Anna Victoria Being Fake Humble

This idiot chick named Anna Victoria gained ten pounds and decided she's an activist. She's an Instagram model. You might ask yourself, is that really a job? Seems more like paint balling or collecting baseball cards. read more

Two Hipster Assholes Wed

Penn Badgley married Domino Kirke in a Brooklyn courthouse. If that sentence doesn't fill you with homicidal rage you're dead inside. Obviously the guy named Penn has a weak beard and obviously the chick named Domino has shitty tattoos. read more

Ariel Winter Butt Cleavage And Shit Around The Web

Ariel Winter knows where her bread is buttered. Tits and ass. Also, drama skills. Bet on the former if you want to live in the big house. read more