Amber Heard Broke-Ass

When your buddy who sells magazine subscriptions after waking up midday in a stony haze informs you he's broke, you don't need to ask any followups. Amber Heard's earned somewhere around the ten million plus mark in her film and modeling career. When she says she's broke... read more

Sarah Duque Lovisoni Is Boning Nick Jonas And Other Blessings Of The Internet

Nick Jonas' new beard Sarah Duque Lovisoni is seriously hot. If you're going to prove to the world you're not gay, no better way than with a smoking hot model on your arm daily. What happens nightly is none of your business, America. read more

Vitalli Sediuk Strikes Kim Kardashian's Ass With His Lips

Ukrainian prankster slash physically assaultive douchebag in an ironic hat, Vitali Sediuk, struck the ass of Kim Kardashian with his bare lips during her visit to Paris today. The lack of use of a dental dam or other prophylactic could be used in court as an insanity... read more

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Natalie Jayne Roser In Costumes Best Left to Porn

There will be some moment in which your girlfriend wanting to get married or wife on your honeymoon puts on some bawdy role-play costume and insists upon being called Natasha. You'll be confused. Porn comes alive is disarming. read more

Two Coreys Molestation Abides

Sex crimes on kids have a tendency to linger longer than Pennywise himself. Corey Feldman has been spilling the beans on his own child actor involuntary bottoming piece by book for sale piece over the past quarter-century. read more

Madonna Voting Naked for Hillary

Hillary Clinton's campaign is pushing two fronts. Female celebrities getting naked to encourage voting and essays by apologetic men in HuffPo and similarly leaning publications about how people who dislike Hillary only do so because she's a woman. read more

Bella Thorne Might Fuck a Chick, She Might Not

Since coming out as bisexual almost weeks ago, Bella Thorne has conducted a whirlwind promotional campaign for the bisexual community. The crux of Thorne's efforts have been posting snuggling photos with her friend also named Bella with whom she says she isn't... read more

Lindsay Lohan Sells Her Soul to Turkey

Lindsay Lohan signed away her publicity rights in Turkey to a made-up company with zero Google search results for the sum of two million dollars. read more

Brad Pitt Maybe Not Too Faithful

According to a report Angelina Jolie's friends wrote, Brad Pitt definitely had an affair with Marion Cotillard and having your healthy ovaries cut out is a fantastic idea. read more

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Donald Trump Fat Shaming Victim Has A History

Hillary Clinton mentioned Alicia Machado the other day because Donald Trump once called her Miss Piggy decades back. Way to stay on message. These are the issues that matter to most Americans, who are mostly obese by the way. read more

Peter Thiel No Longer on a Roll

Gay vigilante billionaire Peter Thiel was racking up wins. He bankrolled the Hulk Hogan campaign that killed Gawker, revenge for outing Thiel a decade earlier. He was the lone Silicon Valley CEO to come out for Trump and scored an awkward but prominent prime time speaking... read more

Britney Spears Sweaty (VIDEO)

Many people noted that Britney Spear's performance at the iHeart Music Festival reminded them of the bygone days Britney Spears. She even wore the old school headset microphone to pretend she was singing words against the completely pre-recorded tracks. It's like watching... read more