Bella Hadid Pushed to Tears Over U.S. Embassy Move

Bella Hadid used her father's birthright to declare the proposed U.S. embassy move to Jerusalem to be the saddest day in the history of sadness. read more

Bryan Singer Sued for Forcible Sodomy on a Boat

Guzman claims that at some point in the completely obvious tour, Singer "forced Cesar to the floor, shoved Cesar’s face against his crotch area and demanded Cesar perform oral sex on him." read more

MSNBC Fires Then Rehires A Guy for Making a Polanski Rapes Kids Joke in 2009

The Presidents of media outlets seem to be a swell combination of panicky and instinctively poor decision makers. Presumably they weren't breast fed as children. Not by their own mothers. read more

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J.K Rowling Joins the Knot Twisting Party Over Johnny Depp

J.K. Rowling employed a big ball of words, rationalizations, and circular logic to explain to Harry Potter fans why she's good with Johnny Depp being the star of the next Fantastic Beasts film release. read more

Patti LaBelle Outs a Very Dead Luther Vandross

If you're on Watch What Happens Live, you're not there to talk supply side economics. Andy Cohen's going to rhetorically flip you back to his limited areas of interest.  read more

Chelsea Handler Pins L.A. Fires on Trump

It's more than okay to hate Trump. But if you're a comedian and Trump obsession is all you got, that's a deeper problem. read more

Timothy Heller Insists 'Voice' Singer Melanie Martinez Raped Her, We Discuss on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #112

If you live long enough, you will eventually see a chick singer named Timothy accuse her best friend and much hotter singer of a 72-hour bedroom breakdown dildo courtship against her will. read more

Creepy Russian Child Doll Named Most Beautiful Girl in the World

She has over half a million followers on Instagram; if Instagram could hand over DNA samples of its members, you could probably solve 90% of dead kid cases around the world from this one account. read more

John Mayer Not Quite Dead

America held its breath with the wide-scale hysterical news announcement that John Mayer was taken to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy. read more

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Danny Masterson Shitcanned For Allegedly Being Rapey

2001-2002 seems to be a high point for Hollywood rape. If you believe in statistical modes, it's an eerily common time period for 2017 hindsight sexual assault allegations.  read more

House of Cards to Continue Without President Underwood

What to do when the star of your show is finally outed as a molester of boys and young men under his employment?  read more

Kendall Jenner Rapes Christmas, Again (VIDEO)

Practically speaking, Christmas was ruined long before Kendall Jenner was born unto this world to be a wind-up sex toy for various rappers and athletes like her half-sisters before her. read more