Quentin Tarantino Should've Skipped His Weinstein Apology

The New York Times is begging celebrities to write daily mea culpa Weinstein articles within their fold. There's a huge amount of unaccounted for guilt knowing the Old Gray Lady had the Weinstein expose in 2004 and killed it. read more

Playboy's First Trans Playmate Ought to Speed Things Along

You knew Playboy was going to circle the drain when the last ounce of Hef voodoo left the building. You didn't realize the prodigal millennial son, Cooper Hefner, would flush fast and furiously to expedite the process.  read more

Chelsea Handler Didn't Do So Well at Netflix

Chelsea Handler announced she will not be taping another season of her show, some variation of the name Chelsea, for Netflix. Handler issued a statement insisting that her leave is prompted by her desire to travel the nation and visit places she doesn't know about, to... read more

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Jeffrey Katzenberg Apologizes to Molly Ringwald For Crude Comment He Never Made

Molly Ringwald became the 97th actress to share her anonymous and unverified tales of Hollywood evil man versus oppressed woman. read more

Mandalay Bay Security Guard Breaking Silence Only for 'Ellen' (VIDEO)

In a rather obvious bit of legal risk management, MGM Grand, the owners of the Mandalay Bay in Vegas, shoved out their wounded security guard and building maintenance guy onto the Ellen show to provide a media interview of record regarding the incidents during the night... read more

McKayla Maroney Thrown to the Molestation Wolves by USA Gymnastics

McKayla Maroney joined the #MeToo crowd with an actually horrible tale of long term molestation by the USA Gymnastics team doctor. read more

'Scar' From 'Cholos Try' Levels the Hollywood Bullshit on Last Men on Earth Podcast #106

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast the white guys and the Mexican-Americans delved into the Harvey Weinstein sexual harassment scandal, the Colin Kaepernick anthem bullshit, Pink skipping sex with her husband for a year, discuss Mayim Bialik's suggestion that... read more

Blac Chyna Suing Every Single Living Kardashian

In a new lawsuit, yet another one, Chyna claims the Kardashian clan went to the network and killed the second season, out of pure spite for her. She wants that money. read more

One, Two, Rose McGowan Is Coming For You

Rose McGowan has been waiting for this moment her entire adult life. Transitioning from that crazy lady screaming at the bus stop about Area 51 anal probing to the toast of the town when Area 51 documents concede there might be a little anal probing. read more

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Halloween Remains the Slutty Holiday

Slutty's an overwrought adjective. But how else to describe wearing the sexy version of an eleven year old girl's iconic wardrobe for a party full of drunken men dressed as Donald Trump? read more

Colin Kaepernick Shitty Pocket Passer and Lawyer Picker

Colin Kaepernick is like that other gift that keeps on giving after a one-night stand. Just when you think he's gone, blammo, that sucker's flaring something awful. So I'm told. read more

Pink and Carey Hart Aren't Having Sex

“Then you’ll go through times when you haven’t had sex in a year. Is this bed death? Is this the end of it? Do I want him? Does he want me?” read more