Scheglova Stuck in Russia

This Russian lingerie etc. model will not make it out West until she figures out a better name. Do they still call it the Soviet Union? They do not. Then why are you still going by Anastasiya Scheglova. Think Ana Shields and you're one degree of separation from sitting on... read more

Sarah Jessica Parker Says Neigh to EpiPen

Sarah Jessica Parker has cut ties with EpiPen even though they make the Epinephrine emergency injector she slams into her son's chest plate any time he even sees a TV ad for peanut butter. Also, they hired her to mention she loved it. read more

Instagram Is Ruining Women's Equality Day

If feminism stands for anything, it's the right of largely unattractive Millennial women to bare their tits a few times a year in weirdly conceived hashtag movements. A deeper investigation would likely show most of these protest marches were conceived online by men... read more

Narcos Is How Tits on TV Should Be (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, be as family friendly phony as you like. All of their original shows feature similar naked chicks with big tits. That's smart money. read more

Alicia Arden in A Bikini

Seeing so many older B-movie and former soap actresses taking their tits to revealing digital media shoots makes me wonder what the fuck happened to these women before high speed modems. read more

Porn Can't Catch a Break

Righteous people hate porn because they know it's bad, they just can't prove it. In the face of study results showing porn doesn't really do much harm, excluding how fucked up the actors get, religious and conservative groups tirelessly work to build a case against porn... read more

Taylor Swift Distractions

Hope for the best and plan for the worst. When things are going well for Taylor Swift, you'll see none of her tits. During publicity recessions, she's suddenly the bustiest chick in the room. Dressed like a co-ed aiming for the captain of the football team. Consider this... read more

Lena Dunham, Lingerie Model

In a sign that our world is going Krypton, Lena Dunham and her Girls co-star Jemima Kirke are being paid to model lingerie. It's being labeled a Body Positive Lingerie Campaign because everything horrible has a constructive name. The Final Solution. What are you solving?... read more

Leslie Jones Brings Out the Trolls' Trolls

Leslie Jones takes a ton of shit on social media because she's a loud, large, unattractive, black woman. She also had to suffer through a hack of her website and iCloud and revealing photos of her or random headless assplay photos of other black women along with Jones'... read more

University of Chicago Does Some Spanking

The University of Chicago is distinguishing its intellectual honesty among collegial learning institutions by declaring to incoming Freshman that it will not tolerate the personal emotional demands of teenagers coddled to date with zero tolerance anti-hurt feelings... read more

Disney Kid Star Ryan Newman Turns Eighteen, Gets Down To It

There comes a time when every child actor and model needs to grow up. It's usually about three, or the first time their mom agrees to leave them alone for an hour with a photographer so he can capture their true beauty without parental distraction. read more

Jessica Alba Nipples Mean Six More Weeks of Honest

I'm no investment guru. I'm into my bank savings account at zero-point-three percent. I earned nine dollars in interest last year against forty two dollars in banking fees. read more