Chicks in Hijabs and Politically Correct Amusement Park Rides Have Our Oysters Roasting in the Last Men on Earth Podcast #61

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I dug deep into our hearts to call bisexuals a bunch of closeted gay people, wonder what the fuck happened to Playboy magazine, declare the gender equality war to be won, done, and over outside of Djibouti, and I'm pretty... read more

All The Titties Still on Netflix (Mr. Skin Minute VIDEO)

While traditional media continues to consume itself upon a devolving twist of desexualized family friendly 1950's content, the smart money is sticking with grown up entertainment. read more

Amber Rose Body Shamed

Another wig, another day. It's hard to tell is Amber Rose is super annoying as a habit or she's amped it up to give her various radio and TV talk shows some attention. Most likely a combo. read more

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Jolie Preparing for War

Angelina Jolie is gearing up the war team. She really wants those multicultural bundle of kids. After hiring hardcore divorce attorney Laura Wasser in Los Angeles, Jolie has retained the not inexpensive services of Judy Smith, the fame D.C. crisis manager who's handled... read more

Sara Jean Underwood Post-Feminism

After a long hard day there's no better way to relax than with a long slow pull of female objectification. It's like drinking, but you can drive yourself home safely even after an hour of pounding. read more

Knott's Berry Farm Badgered Into Shutting Down It's Crazy

Knott's Berry Farm used to be a Berry Farm. Don't ask me how I know that. A few light rides were enough to drive ticket sales many decades ago. Now they have fiery fast roller coasters and gang banging to go with the fruit preserves. read more

Kerrie McMahon Topless Plan Isn't Working Peachy

Kerrie McMahon is that Irish born model who came to the U.S. and immediately complained about how aggressive the men are. Including guys who are now stalking her. If her plan was to counter horny loons with tons of barely covered titty modeling shots, it's not working. read more

Chelsea Clinton Cosmo Puff Piece Promotes Rape Culture

Every Presidential candidate as their go-to ball licking media outlets. The Clintons have Hearst and their New York women's magazines in the pocket. Daughter Chelsea was scheduled up with a softball spread about her mom in Cosmopolitan but became counter-programmed by... read more

Rob Kardashian Had Romantic Feelings For His Sister

Nobody sinks with class anymore. Playboy magazine, defeated politicians, The Cleveland Browns. Add to that list Still Fat Rob Kardashian who at or around thirty with ten years of protesting his family's lewd on-camera business behind him, has now sunk his teeth fully into... read more

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Playboy Magazine Lost in the Wilderness

Playboy magazine was doomed long before they made the commercial decision to nix nudity from their nudie magazine. They're the railroad in an era of air travel. Turn your cabin cars into cargo haulers and pray for healthy government subsidies. read more

Amber Heard Broke-Ass

When your buddy who sells magazine subscriptions after waking up midday in a stony haze informs you he's broke, you don't need to ask any followups. Amber Heard's earned somewhere around the ten million plus mark in her film and modeling career. When she says she's broke... read more

Vitalli Sediuk Strikes Kim Kardashian's Ass With His Lips

Ukrainian prankster slash physically assaultive douchebag in an ironic hat, Vitali Sediuk, struck the ass of Kim Kardashian with his bare lips during her visit to Paris today. The lack of use of a dental dam or other prophylactic could be used in court as an insanity... read more