Rebecca Burger Whipped Creamed to Death

Even the attractive social media fitness models among us will die some day. You can only hope the French chicks with nice asses splashed with bidet water will linger longer than the rest. read more

Corinne Olympios' Boyfriend Also Investigating

Corinne Olympios' boyfriend, Jordan Gielchinsky, has issued a qualified unqualified statement of support for the woman he calls his long time friend and girlfriend. read more

Chrissy Teigen Still Talking About Her Womb

The rate of infertility issues among female social media celebrities is roughly one-hundred percent. Reproduction related issues are the last topical refuge of women with nothing else to talk about. read more

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Miley Cyrus Offers Wise Advice

Miley Cyrus wants her little sister Noah be a breakout music star without feeling a need to react to constant online criticisms. Who needs to hear, hey, you can't sing a lick, or hey, you look like Billy Ray's high school yearbook photo with even deeper jowls. read more

Clooney and Cindy Crawford's Husband Tequila Rich

George Clooney and the only other 50-something guy he could find in Hollywood almost as handsome as himself, former male model Rande Gerber, cashed out on their Casamigos Tequila company to the tune of one billion dollars. read more

Emmy Rossum Bikini Shamed and Bill Cosby Skates on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #90

On this week's  Last Men on Earth podcast , we delve into the new female subjugation of bikini shaming, millionaires receiving inequitable pay, Taylor Swift's vagina having the power to heal, Bill Cosby experiencing blind luck, Elizabeth Banks making shit up because why... read more

Lucy Hale Fat Shames Herself

Lucy Hale violated the politically proper designation of persons beautiful in every way including the severely overweight way by fat shaming herself in a casual manner on Instagram. The not yet thirty year old TV actress posted a Father's Day throwback pic of herself with... read more

Chrissy Teigen Not Collecting the $45K Kardashian Surrogacy Bounty

Chrissy Teigen offered to be the surrogate for Kim Kardashian's third child. Outwardly, she seems a perfect match. The nearly identical levels of zero discernible talent yet large fan base by way of black music artist fucking and shameless sharing is like looking into a... read more

Warner Bros. Bachelor Investigation Finds Warner Bros. All Clear

Internal corporate investigations have the perception of being rigged and whitewashed. Largely from decades of rigged and whitewashed internal corporate investigations. read more

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Colin Kaepernick Using Reverse Psychology to Land a Job

Largely sub-par 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick remains unsigned by any NFL team this offseason. The Niners let him go either because the remaining years of his contract were dramatically overvalued, or because he's a Black Lives Matter lightning rod. read more

Johnny Depp Spent Like a Drunken Sailor

The business management firm Johnny Depp is suing for leaving him cash poor after twenty years of raking massive paydays is countersuing and releasing emails sent from their reps to Depp urging him to stop spending like a fucking twat baby.  read more

Bella Hadid Moving Bags

The crowning achievement of any model is landing the eight hundred dollar purse gig. Even chicks like Bella Hadid who are half naked most of the time appreciate the chance to promote wares that go hand in hand with overcoats. That's a nice break from diarrhetics the week... read more