Karlie Kloss Koding Kamps and Kristen Stewart Muffin Twisting on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #72

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I go into deep superficial detail on Lola Kirke's preppy white girls problems (hint: it's abortion), Karlie Kloss and her concentration coding camps for girls who will never attend, Kristen Stewart biting hard on this... read more

Robin Thicke Excessive Spanking

Paula Patton is accusing her ex-husband Robin Thicke of spanking their six-year old son excessively. Also drugs and alcohol use, though only the first charge caused a thousand dudes in WeHo to get wicked hard. She wants to change the terms of their custody to... read more

The Bestiality, Murder, Child Rape Job at Microsoft Sounds Unpleasant

Every search engine company assigns some level of human interaction to their online safety programs. That's basically dudes in a room reviewing flagged content for levels of indecency. You see a lot of kiddy porn, torture rape, and gruesome murder photos. read more

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Miss Bumbum Erika Canela Gets A Trump Tattoo

The reigning Miss Bumbum from Brazil inked a Trump face tattoo on her back in what Erika Canela called an effort to rid Trump of his anti-Latin American, anti-female views. read more

Kim Kardashian Kills It in Dubai (VIDEO)

This is ultimately how the world comes together. Kim Kardashian receiving a standing ovation from thousands of women in hijabs who paid a small fortune to see her get made-up on stage in Dubai. read more

Serena Williams Can't Stop Looking Amazing

Every time Serena Williams introduces a new women's fashion line or accessory, it's hard not to be wrenched back to childhood when mom made you tell your aunt how much you loved your new unsightly Christmas sweater. read more

Joanna Krupa Can't Let the Snatch Smack Go

Joanna Krupa learned nothing from fending off charges of being an escort before making a decent buck in modeling. She's moved on to letting linger this lawsuit she filed against Real Housewives co-worker Brandi Glanville for claiming on air that Krupa both slept with... read more

The Hough Family Dancers Seem Tight

It's cute when little brothers and sisters dance together and perform little holiday numbers. It's more disturbing when they're dirty dancing at thirty. read more

Kate Upton Does Marilyn Monroe For Love Magazine

Retiring from the public eye at twenty-two because photos of you naked and covered in man seed leaked onto the Internet set many people against Kate Upton. The photos confused Upton's insistence that the term "sex object" made her very uncomfortable. read more

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White Michael Jackson Sickens Paris

There remains a not large, but not insignificant Michael Jackson fan base of largely heavyset women who idolized Jackson in his life, and beatified him in his death. Those very same hordes went ballistic when it was announced the very white actor Joseph Fiennes would be... read more

These El Moussas Seem Like Very Practical El Moussas

Tarek and Christina El Moussa are filming a new season of Flip or Flop for HGTV despite their very public split and Tarek's recent legal filing for spousal support. A happy working couple show starring a husband and wife currently divorcing and fucking other people would... read more

Good for the Weeknd, Go Get Some

The Weeknd has established a solid niche for himself. Both professionally with his pop music, iconic hair, and Michael Jackson styled voice, and more importantly, in fucking famous young pop culture chicks. read more