Aleexandra Khefren Is Selling Her Virginity

Here's a sign you're not to on the ball even by Romanian prostitution standards. You give yourself a fake Western name and spell Alexandra with two 'e's' in order to fuck up all your SEO. read more

Grammy Lamenting Is Getting Old

The Grammy Award nominations came out. All your top selling music artists are up for most of the awards. Beyonce, Kanye, Bieber, the usual suspects. The pretend game that major award shows in any entertainment format honor the highest quality in the medium has been going... read more

British Chicks Seem Less White Than Usual

Sane people acknowledge that fashion is a farcical avenue for ambitious gay men to subjugate women entirely for the purpose of making money and living fabulously. Or they will one day. It's for women and men who have no interest in sports. Russell Wilson and similar... read more

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Courtney Stodden Tits Out, Animals Saved

PETA has become the last refuge of blond chicks with enormous tits and tiny prospects. Professional wrestling has literally outgrown them. It's unclear what if any progress PETA has made in improving the lives of animals, but if women want to get naked in cages or let... read more

Angelina Jolie Master Plans

According to sources that keep ringing TMZ's ear, Angelina Jolie's master plan remains a move to England with her six United Colors of Benetton kids and an ultimate push for the Secretary General of the United Nations gig. She remains the only attractive women ever to be... read more

Bethenny Frankel in A Bikini

Science has yet to figure out how to cure the aging process. Stop gap measures don't seem to be gaining much ground. Look to the wealthy Bravo Housewives for the prime example of 40-something women who devote their lives trying to look good into their fifth book and third... read more

Serena Williams Wants Gender Equality Now

Perhaps it's a sign of social progress that a black woman from Compton is now flush with time and energy to complain about female athletes not receiving similar accomplishment status to male athletes. Serena Williams simply won't let gender equality go as an issue in one... read more

Madonna's New Ass Seems a Tad Bulky (VIDEO)

Malawi is a special place for Madonna. It's the impoverished African nation where she's purchased between three and seven of her adopted children. You can never get those shiny beads back. read more

Lisa Opie Eschews Undergarments

Women going out for the evening without underpants used to have a very limited upside. You weren't necessarily shuffled up to the VIP room to meet the visiting royals and Haliburton execs. But the bartender would fuck you in exchange for comped drinks. read more

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Taylor Swift Shut That Shit Down

Denver radio DJ David Mueller isn't remaining silent during his civil case with Taylor Swift who's suing him for grabbing her ass during a promotional photo op. FlatAssGate rolls on with Mueller claiming Swift's false charges of goosing cost him his job while Swift claims... read more

Lena Dunham Merely Looks Pregnant

Confucius probably said something about the zoo with no cages soon being empty. Now that social media has allowed unsolicited opinions to flow freely, the landscape of opinionated mother-in-laws has grown nearly infinite. read more

Bella Hadid Christmas Video Is Simply Adorable

Women's magazines alone are now able to produce cliche cheesecake shots of women without fear of an enraged hashtag. They provide much needed mitigating context for the sexual objectification of women. That context being, we're women, we can't possibly be exploiting other... read more