Victoria Justice In a Push Up Bra, The Best of Rocky Horror

Fox remade The Rocky Horror Picture Show for broadcast television tonight largely because they have to make something and new ideas scare people in Hollywood. Also, Marketing makes most of the greenlight calls and trannies are big in the news. Though the fun kind of... read more

Zuckerberg Tolerates Thiel

If you remember watching The Social Network, Zuckerberg was the Harvard nerd who stole his friend's algorithm and the app idea of some WASPy twins on campus and promptly invented TheFacebook. Peter Thiel was the Aspy not yet Gawker outed gay but already successful right... read more

Victoria's Secret Now Dominating Needless Athletic Wear Market

Women spend a lot of money on workout gear. The multi-billion dollar industry was the inevitable outcome of women working out. read more

Milla Jovovich 40, Topless, Not Complaining

Milla Jovovich understands how the world works. Does she want to keep making cookie cutter Resident Evil GSI flicks and showing off her tits to promote? Probably not at forty so much anymore. But her husband needs work and her children need fair trade organic clothes so... read more

Derrick Rose Lives to Underperform Another Day

Derrick Rose was found non-liable for any and all rape claims made by the booty call chick he banged with two of his buddies one late night when In & Out had already closed and everybody was looking for something to do. read more

Twas the Chiro Killed Katie May

Nobody has mixed feelings about their chiropractor. Half will tell you they were swindled by a charlatan practicing voodoo science without a medical degree. Something they missed while cursorily reviewing the plastic framed certificates on the wall next to to the electric... read more

SNEAK PEEK: Man Rules, The Beginner's Guide to Manhood

Man Rules: The Beginner's Guide to Manhood is hopefully funny, hopefully telling, and most hopefully, close to grammatically correct. 99 Rules for Re-Masculating Millennial Males for the guy in your family who needs a solid kick in the testosterone. You know exactly who... read more

Madonna Offers to Swallow Hillary Voters (VIDEO)

The amount of irony involved in Madonna stepping up to the microphone at an Amy Schumer comedy concert and offering blow jobs to audience members in exchange for voting for Hillary Clinton is difficult to count. But let's start with the first three. read more

Social Media Isn't Working Out for Men Getting Some

Social media may be a new avenue for dudes who never got laid to try to improve their evenings, but it's been a bitter pill for entertainers, athletes, and other rich and famous people who traversed the pussy minefield formerly in strictly low light. read more

Joanna Krupa in A Bikini (VIDEO)

Most problems in life can be solved simply by being beautiful and having stellar tits. Joanna Krupa's reputation suffered dearly with past accusations of hooking and having a pussy that smells like StarKist left out for the tabby. The lesser woman might be felled by such... read more

Kardashian Protection Force Trebles

Khloe Kardashian launched her new denim line for super impressionable big boned women at the Grove, along with her sister Kourtney and mom Kris Jenner under a blanket of new and improved security forces. read more

Tallulah Willis Pussy Grabbing

Freedom's just another name for nothing left to lose. A Joplin line to consider when considering whether a bored and unemployed celebrity daughter with an allowance is bold for posing topless with her hand down her underpants or merely bored and uninvolved. read more