By Travis December 05, 2013 @ 12:00 PM
A fun idea for a game show would be to name random female celebrities and ask contestants to tell us why those women are famous, because I bet that if the show’s host named Claudia Romani, a lot of people would be stumped. But then the easy thing to do would be to answer, “She’s a model” each time, because that would be the equivalent of answering C on a multiple choice test, as almost every female celebrity is some kind of model or reality star these days. So what would be the prize for the winner? Maybe a trip to Miami Beach to watch Claudia show off her ass. She’d probably be down for that.
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By Travis December 05, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Kim Kardashian raised some eyebrows recently when she stepped out of character on Twitter to angrily respond to a random Tweet that accused her of being a shitty mom since her kid isn’t even a year old and she’s on the road with Kanye West for his tour. Kim claimed that just because we don’t see her with baby North West every hour of the day, that doesn’t mean she’s not a good mom who doesn’t care for her child. And to prove her point, she conveniently stepped out of her New York City apartment yesterday with a stroller so all of the photographers could see her being a wonderful mother.
Still, it’s a shame none of the paparazzi asked, “What kind of cans are in that stroller?” because there’s a chance she would have answered, “Soup… I mean, baby.”
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By Travis December 05, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
After dominating the news cycle with her seemingly psychopathic tendencies earlier this year, Amanda Bynes has left her rehab facility in Malibu and is moving in with her parents in Los Angeles. The good news for her parents, according to People, is that while they “reestablish the loving relationship” they once had, they get to control all of her money. The bad news is that the number of fires that will be set in their driveway and animals’ lives that will be at risk has jumped 1,000%. In the meantime, the statement from the family’s attorney claims that she is now looking into attending college for fashion design, because there must be millions of women out there who can’t wait to line up at their local Sears to get their hands on “Batshit by Amanda Bynes.”
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By Travis December 04, 2013 @ 12:00 PM
Mariah Carey was one of several stars that helped usher in TV’s spirit of capitalism last night at the pre-tape for the 81st Annual Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting, and her greatest talents were on full display for everyone in attendance. It’s a pretty strong statement that you can put Mariah in Rockefeller Center in front of the nation’s most famous Christmas tree and surround her with adorable young children, and her giant breasts somehow still manage to be the focus of attention. She’s really lucky that she’s so wealthy and has managed her money so well, because in a few years she’s going to need some serious spine-straightening operations or she’ll end up shaped like a question mark.
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By Travis December 04, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Kate Moss celebrated her 40th birthday by agreeing to appear in Playboy, and while nobody really cared all that much, she was still one of the guests of honor at Playboy’s 60th anniversary party at the Playboy Club in London on Monday night. Another guest of honor was Sir Tom Jones, who apparently almost drowned after falling into a giant tank of concentrated bronzing oil. Either that or he discovered that he had narcolepsy only after he laid down for a quick bake in a tanning bed. Or maybe at the absolute worst he has a horrifying case of cirrhosis that is slowly turning him into a shriveled orange mess. Whichever the reason for his hideous orange complexion, let’s hope that he at least got a little middle-aged model ass for his troubles.
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By Travis December 04, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
At one point in this nation’s great history, women didn’t get much hotter than Jessica Simpson, as she shook her ass and squeezed her tits together to make us forget that Dukes of Hazzard was a poisoned queef of a movie. But then she decided that she wanted to do the whole family thing so she quit acting and making music, and along with her career in entertainment went her ridiculous body that even her own father couldn’t help talking about. Jessica was back in action last night, though, as she attended the Footwear News Achievement Awards (that’s a real thing, I swear to God) and even though she looked about as comfortable as Obama at an NRA rally, you’ve got to give Jessica credit for trying to recapture her long lost glory.
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