Kate Winslet helped open the 68th Venice Film Festival earlier today with the premiere of her dull sounding movie ‘Mildred Pierce’, and as usual she looked classy yet fantastic. I especially love how her dress is a slightly different color around her boobs, as if I needed a reminder to stare at her tits. Way ahead you, dress.
“Chaz” Bono was of course named as one of the contestants on this seasons ‘Dancing With The Stars’, and there’s been nothing but controversy about it ever since. Which is obviously exactly what the producers wanted when they choose someone who is morbidly obese and would have a heart attack after a long conversation much less a dance class.
From the moment that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony announced that they were ending their 7 year marriage, there have been rumors that it was because Anthony was cheating. Most notably with Jada Pinkett, which reportedly ended her marriage to Will Smith. This all seems reasonable because Jennifer Lopez is a mean bitch and everyone hates her, but he tells ABC News the real reason for the divorce was way less interesting.
Alyssa Milano went to a spa in LA earlier today, probably because she needed a massage from carrying around what looks to be a 6 foot tall baby. She announced she was pregnant at the end of February, so she’s probably due any day, but holy christ. Her vagina is gonna look like someone set off M-80′s inside of it.