Daisy Fuentes plays it cool

By brendon February 12, 2013 @ 6:19 PM

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Daisy Fuentes pulled her sun hat down low to cover her face and go incognito while walking around the beach in Miami today, though to be honest her hat could say IM DAISY FUENTES in blinking lights and I’d still just be staring at her nipples.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt looks great photoshopped

By brendon February 12, 2013 @ 6:04 PM

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Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the set of her show ‘the Client List’ this week in Sherman Oaks, looking suspiciously less firm and fit than she does on the cover of the new Shape magazine. Her secret is apparently a combination of diet, exercise, and that same computer animation used in movies where you see a dinosaur roller-skate or some shit like that.

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Justin Bieber is being a tough guy again

By brendon February 12, 2013 @ 4:51 PM

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It’s hard for Justin Bieber to seem tough since he looks more like Maggie Grace than an 18-year-old boy, but he tries desperately hard anyway, at least from the safety of twitter.

After sweeping major categories at the Grammy Awards on Sunday, The Black Keys stepped out to celebrate.
(Drummer Patrick) Carney (was asked by TMZ about) the fact that Bieber was snubbed by the Recording Academy this year.
“He’s rich, right?” Carney said when asked if Bieber should feel burned. “Grammys are for, like, music, not for money … and he’s making a lot of money. He should be happy, I guess.”

Which is when Bieber wrote that Carney should be slapped around. And if he means it he should do it now since his hands are empty while Carney is busy holding all those music awards.

Scarlett Johansson tried out for Les Misérables

By brendon February 12, 2013 @ 4:08 PM

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Scarlett Johansson may be the toast of Broadway for her portrayal of Maggie in ‘Cat on a Hot Tin Roof’, but the only true acting is movie acting, where you’re given endless chances at saying two or three lines at a time under optimal circumstances then having everything edited together with computers later on.

It’s a reality Scarlett knows all too well, which is why she tells Broadway.com she’s still upset about losing a role in ‘Les Miserables’ to Anne Hathaway.

We’ve talked about you doing a musical at some point. Is it true that you auditioned to be Fantine in the Les Miz movie?
Yes, I did. I sang my little heart out.

Was it terrifying?
No, are you kidding? The jazz hands kid inside me was just over the moon! And I auditioned with laryngitis. I did everything I could to, like, not have laryngitis. And I think looking at the film now, there’s no possible way I ever could have topped that performance [by Anne Hathaway]. It was perfect and I think fateful and meant to be. But, yes, the audition itself brought back so many memories of auditioning for Les Miz for the young Cosette, and it was fun for me to revisit that.

It really is interesting to imagine Scarlett in the role instead of Hathaway, who was nominated for an Academy Award. It would have totally changed the way I described the movie while saying I won’t see it.

Zach Galifianakis makes fun of more Oscar nominees

By brendon February 12, 2013 @ 2:38 PM

In the first of these two videos for ‘Between Two Ferns’, Zach Galifianakis interviewed Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, Christoph Waltz, Naomi Watts and Amy Adams about the Academy Awards, and here he talks to Bradley Cooper, Jessica Chastain, and Sally Field, and unlike a lot of talk show hosts who have to make a joke out of everything, Zach really holds a mirror up to these phonies and exposes them for the liars they are.

For example he gets Chastain to admit she was NOT behind the capture of Osama bin Laden, despite her earlier claims that she was. That bitch has some nerve!

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Olivia Wilde is in Vanity Fair

By brendon February 12, 2013 @ 1:39 PM

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Olivia Wilde is in the new Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue, dressed as… I have no idea, some old timey Hollywood dancer I guess. Or Vegas maybe. I don’t really care to be honest, I just wanted a reason to put up that .gif.

Her breasts are so much bouncier than I imagined, and I assure you, I have imagined how bouncy they may be. A lot. Probably a week or so if you added it all up.