Mindy McCready was put in a psyche ward today

By brendon February 07, 2013 @ 1:46 PM

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A judge has ordered Mindy McCready locked up for “mental-health and alcohol-abuse evaluation”, and, wait, holy fuck, Mindy McCready HASN’T been locked up all this time for mental-health and alcohol-abuse evaluations? Ohh, gee, gosh, I wonder what the results will be?

After her two children were removed from her care by family services today, a judge ordered that the country singer be committed to a to a treatment facility for a mental-health and alcohol-abuse evaluation, a judged locked her “>E! News (says).
“Family members sought to have Mindy committed to a mental-health facility and there was an emergency hearing today,” says a source. “They just got out of court a little while ago and the judge committed her for up to 21 days.”

Wouldn’t it be bad ass if we really had those islands in the middle of nowhere with volcanoes and monsters and we could send people like this and Lindsay Lohan there and watch them run around. I don’t know what all the really rich people are doing with all their money but they suck at it.

Kim Kardashian looks different somehow

By brendon February 07, 2013 @ 1:22 PM

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Kim Kardashian took a well deserved break from shopping in front of the paparazzi to go shopping in front of the paparazzi yesterday. She lives her life with such a noble simplicity and sedate grandeur, I bet Keats wishes he was still alive so she could be his muse.

And here we are…

By brendon February 06, 2013 @ 11:46 AM

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So. Hey. It’s me. Brendon. How are you today?

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Jennifer Lawrence’s dress did not rip at the SAG Awards

By brendon January 28, 2013 @ 2:04 PM

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Despite what many people wanted to believe, Jennifer Lawrence’s dress did not rip and almost fall down last night at the SAG Awards as she went on stage to accept the award for Best Female Actor In A Film. At least not according to the asexual buzzkills at E!

First of all, this is a Christian Dior gown we’re talking about here; those things don’t just rip (wwtdd editors note: “I heard that girlfriend!”) so here’s what was going on.
The original gown showed clear distinctions that were connected by sheer lining. Lawrence’s dress had the lining hidden, so people couldn’t really tell that it was a tiered gown.
Once she was approaching the stage to get her award, the combination of her pulling up on the top part of the dress and possibly having the train stuck on a heel (or something) revealed the sheer lining in between.

So now that this dumb little theory has been put to rest, we can focus on more important things. Like how to get Jennifer Lawrences dresses to rip in half and fall down for real.

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Chris Brown investigated for assault again

By brendon January 28, 2013 @ 1:26 PM

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Chris Brown, who you may remember…

Got into a bar fight with Drake.
Stole a fans iPhone.
Threw a chair through a window at Good Morning America.
Breeds pit bulls.
Uses “I won’t beat you” as a pick up line with women
because he beat the shit out if Rihanna
several times
and then bragged about it

is now under investigation for getting into a fight with Frank Ocean early this morning in a West Hollywood parking lot over a parking spot. “The altercation allegedly led to Chris Brown punching the victim,” according to the sheriffs department.

It’s not clear of course if Brown is guilty or not, but that motherfucker is guilty and is a piece of shit. He always acts repentant then goes right back to being a thug dickhead. I bet if you counted he would have the exact same number of court appearances as he does normal looking suits.

Rihanna wore a see-thru dress. Again.

By brendon January 28, 2013 @ 12:03 PM

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Superstar Rihanna and top Hollywood funnyman Jim Norton left the Playhouse nightclub in LA this weekend, with Rihanna wearing another one of her see-thru dresses. Someone should tell her that it’s rude to point, but she flashes her tits and snoops through peoples private text messages too so it’s probably a lost cause.

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